I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.iwantanewsomething wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
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iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Chipmunks rise & face the sky
& scream the Chipmunk Battle Cry
We’ll rule this world
& eat nuts too
& keep the humans in a zoo
& scream the Chipmunk Battle Cry
We’ll rule this world
& eat nuts too
& keep the humans in a zoo
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Now I lie just 6 ft deep
To prey the night in which you sleep
If I rise before you wake
Best pray your lord will guide his stake
To prey the night in which you sleep
If I rise before you wake
Best pray your lord will guide his stake
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Though once found infesting most cities, their numbers plummeted with the crypto-culinary craze for vampire steaks.
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A weird little spider was hitching a ride on my windshield today.
A few weeks later, we all now hail our spider overlords.
A few weeks later, we all now hail our spider overlords.
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Thanks Suomy Nona!Suomy Nona wrote: ↑Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 amI like it. The new TANSTAAFL.iwantanewsomething wrote: ↑Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
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Her last owner is the first to tell her she's a good dog. She's been deaf for years, but he has hands, and he's a patient man.
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Summer’s End
The static hiss of the wind through the trees, the low drone of a lawnmower in the distance. Soon the growling will start.
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He kneels on the roof, gazing down at his victim. With a twitch of his fingers—crack!
It's not easy putting a pigeon down.
It's not easy putting a pigeon down.
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Moonlit Serenade
Darkness falls on the eastern front. The neighbourhood beasts begin their evening lament. Their howls drown mine out.
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Stockpile
All year Squirrel worked to build up his cache.
Fox laughed at him.
Too bad for fox.
It’ll be winter soon and war is coming.
Fox laughed at him.
Too bad for fox.
It’ll be winter soon and war is coming.
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No love for the 3D
And there it was.
The real reason we couldn’t be together.
It wasn’t distance or race or age.
I wasn’t multi dimensional.
The real reason we couldn’t be together.
It wasn’t distance or race or age.
I wasn’t multi dimensional.
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Incoherence
I can’t understand them.
I hear them, but they’re just
out of reach,
beyond my sight.
They call to me asking me
questions?
I hear them, but they’re just
out of reach,
beyond my sight.
They call to me asking me
questions?
Like we need another reminder
Another tax day come and gone.
As sure as death, they say.
But death does not go, my friend. It only comes.
Oh yes, it comes.
As sure as death, they say.
But death does not go, my friend. It only comes.
Oh yes, it comes.
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They offered drinks crafted by demons to enhance our dreams.
It's a thirst trap. Not on my Christian mind, craft server.
It's a thirst trap. Not on my Christian mind, craft server.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
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Embarrassed, he pulls a spork from its wrapping.
“Sorry, No clean dishes.”
The gag works
as he begins to saw into my neck.
“Sorry, No clean dishes.”
The gag works
as he begins to saw into my neck.
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Same Dream
It's the same dream every night.
I'm Real and She's there.
I wake shivering in the dark.
Just waiting for the world to die.
I'm Real and She's there.
I wake shivering in the dark.
Just waiting for the world to die.
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My sundress falls to the bathhouse floor
as a sense of wrongness creeps in.
It’s disturbing that when I bathe
I feel nuts.
as a sense of wrongness creeps in.
It’s disturbing that when I bathe
I feel nuts.
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Liz was happy she decided
to see more of Jim.
Her joy was evident
as she kissed her way
down his chest
tracing the incision.
to see more of Jim.
Her joy was evident
as she kissed her way
down his chest
tracing the incision.
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Long Week
Thursday is the worst.
Just make it through today.
No. Killing. Anyone.
"Happy Tuesday Brian!"
Damn.
There goes my day.
Just make it through today.
No. Killing. Anyone.
"Happy Tuesday Brian!"
Damn.
There goes my day.