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Blessed Dog, God Bless

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:26 am

Minutes of discomfort are terminated by a sudden, orgasmic release. My dog looks so happy as I wipe the mucus off my face.



Alternate title: Never look TOO closely for foxtails up the snoz.
(God blesses those who bless... Uh, er something like that.)

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Re: Blessed Dog, God Bless

Post by themorg » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:19 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Minutes of discomfort are terminated by a sudden, orgasmic release. My dog looks so happy as I wipe the mucus off my face.



Alternate title: Never look TOO close for foxtails up the snoz.
(God blesses those who bless... Uh, er something like that.)
that one almost needed a NC-17 then i read the title
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Re: Blessed Dog, God Bless

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:34 am

themorg wrote:that one almost needed a NC-17 then i read the title
That's snot, what I meant.
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Post by dreamrock » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:55 pm

I refer to sneezing as a "nosegasm" in impolite company. :D I knew exactly what you meant even before I notice you had titled it. Turning unpleasant experiences into high quality twabble? Not the perfect recompense, but still excellent work.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:30 pm

Thanks!

Along that line...

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He wasn't a threat to the Illuminati, they just hated him.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:58 pm

In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.

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"How'd you wind up down here?" "Cut in line at the Pearly Gates. I thought no one would mind." "Bad move, Mother Theresa."
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:13 pm

MattMooreWrites wrote:... "Bad move, Mother Theresa."
Welcome aboard!

But Mother Theresa died 13 years ago. Is the line for Heaven really that long? :P

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Post by strawman » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:43 pm

And worse yet, no "h", throwing off the count.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:55 pm

Easily fixed by changing "How'd" to "How did".


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Post by munsi » Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:31 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.
ACCEPTED!!!

Throw a point up on the big board! Wait, what? We haven't installed the big board yet? Next week? Oh, okay. Well, accept my congratulations on this amusing bit of twabble, then :D

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Post by juliasd » Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:59 am

“I know you lost your mind,” the nurse said, “but I found it!”
“Where was it?” I asked.
“Well, in the gutter,” she replied.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:48 am

munsi wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.
ACCEPTED!!!

Throw a point up on the big board! Wait, what? We haven't installed the big board yet? Next week? Oh, okay. Well, accept my congratulations on this amusing bit of twabble, then :D
Thanks, but I forgot to make clear that that was a riff on both Barney and one of the sick earworms in my head.
Googling, I found an old Filk song -- which I probably heard at some point.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:40 pm

juliasd wrote:“I know you lost your mind,” the nurse said, “but I found it!”
“Where was it?” I asked.
“Well, in the gutter,” she replied.
This one is very cute. :lol:
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Post by juliasd » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:49 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:
This one is very cute. :lol:
Thanks Tbaker! I've been on hiatus for a bit and I'm trying to get back into the Twabble mindset. :)

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:25 pm

He was well aware he was on a watch list. However, the Drabblecast was ultimately the real reason for his incarceration.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:36 pm

He did a poor job shaving, leaving patches of uneven stubble. He didn't care, since no one got close enough to him to tell.
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Post by munsi » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:33 pm

"Look," he said to me, "friends help friends disappear corpses, no questions asked!"
I sighed and went to get my shovel.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:50 pm

munsi wrote:"Look," he said to me, "friends help friends disappear corpses, no questions asked!"
I sighed and went to get my shovel.
That's what you get for borrowing his truck, earlier. :wink:

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Post by Veganvampire » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:34 am

I ask the tap-dancing squid rehearsing on my desk, “After listening to the drabblecast, is this the norm?” “Sure, man.”

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