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Saturday Night Twabble

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:22 am

Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
That is, until you hit too hard and ignore the *%#! safe word!
Now, loosen the ropes.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by dreamrock » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:25 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
dreamrock wrote:Might work better as a poem. Not sure.
It's awful short to be a twabble. Poem and or specifics might help.
Huh, I thought it looked short. Must have read the wrong field on my local tool. -_- Back in five with 20 extra non-space characters.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:35 am

Yes, that twabble is now clearer, better, and creepier.

I see a lunatic killer reflected in your very large eyes.
I hear growling and a gasp too; as a thrill of something jolts me.

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Post by munsi » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:19 am

Who'd win in a fight to the death, Grizzly Bear or Polar Bear? We'll never know. PETA shut us down before we could find out.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:01 pm

Men had attempted to control the weather for millennia. Now, the Chinese had finally succeeded. Too bad about Florida.

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The Chemistry of Love

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:48 am

My wife is a monster but I love her. "I see only you, my love."
She patted her gut and answered, "Digest in there, already."

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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:38 am

Jr. would finally crush his enemies. With a whir, the walker came to life and went pursuing it's targets. Daycare sucks.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:46 am

John loved cats for their cuteness. He loved their fur. He loved to watch them jump and play. He loved them with bbq sauce.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Post by guitardel » Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:58 am

Temporal Displacement sounded like a killer app. Ironical, I mused, throwing my worthless iPhone in the raptor’s maw.
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Post by OXDXM » Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:03 pm

After enduring a traumatic lifetime of sickening benevolence, I have arrived at last. Heaven won’t know what hit them.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:04 pm

OXDXM wrote:After enduring a traumatic lifetime of sickening benevolence, I have arrived at last. Heaven won’t know what hit them.
Nice.
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Post by Poppydragon » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:59 am

The Problem with Eating Brains

Pulling on his chain mail examination glove, the dentist mused on how bad dental hygiene was since the zombie outbreak.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:11 am

Poppydragon wrote:Pulling on his chain mail examination glove, the dentist mused on how bad dental hygiene was since the zombie outbreak.
Pretty good. Of course dentists are pure evil so they deserve zombie breath in the face. :)

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Post by Poppydragon » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:15 pm

Cheers ASID, I always see Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors whenever I think of dentists anyway, so a little zombie breath is ok.

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Post by munsi » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:15 pm

Corey Haim is dead. But he will return. As a vampire. The lost boy will return for you. Be ready for him, or be destroyed...

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Post by JesterJ » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:07 pm

Dante Air

Raising the arm rest, the obese devil plopped down, crushing my hopes for a comfortable flight to my final destination.
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Post by JesterJ » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:27 pm

@poppydragon I really enjoyed last week's winning Twitfic; well done!
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Post by nevermore_66 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:37 pm

Slayer Blues

I aim the camera at the staked corpse. They say I'm crazy, but she'll be ash any second. I'll have proof. Any. Second. Now?
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:41 pm

nevermore_66 wrote:Slayer Blues

I aim the camera at the staked corpse. They say I'm crazy, but she'll be ash any second. I'll have proof. Any. Second. Now?
Oops! Vampire? Accountant? It's so easy to mix them up, eh? :D

Nice.

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Post by nevermore_66 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:05 pm

It's the kind of mistake that comes of watching Monster Squad too many times as a boy.

And thank you, good to be aboard. :D

Since this is my first time, I'll do a double shot:

Necrophiliac Blues

In the boneyard for a date. Have shovel, will copulate. Now sad, singing this riff. Got the corpse. But can't get a stiff!
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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