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nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:56 pm

Eating Disorders

I said, "Love your body, eat what you like, & don't worry what your peers think." And that boy grew up to be Jeffrey Dahmer.

kidkohl · Post by **kidkohl** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:42 am

Better than Bosley

If it wasn't for the desire the virus infused scalp had for brains, we would have made a killing on the transplant market.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:52 am

kidkohl wrote:If it wasn't for the desire the virus infused scalp had for brains, we would have made a killing on the transplant market.

Instead of making a killing with the transplant?

Talk about hair "plugging".
"His hair is to die for."

Welcome aboard.

seani · Post by **seani** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:03 pm

My tattooist; powerful, psychotic, a perfectionist.

Sobbing, I realise he'll never complete the fractal on my chest.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:23 pm

seani wrote:My tattooist; powerful, psychotic, a perfectionist.

Sobbing, I realise he'll never complete the fractal on my chest.

What a pansy! If it's a fractal, then half the pain is on the imaginary axis.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:08 pm

Secretively, Ted turned on his cell phone. His 747 started falling from the sky. Ted quickly turned the phone off again.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:40 pm

Bravo!

seani · Post by **seani** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:53 pm

@Algernon

Do I have you to thank for the online Twabble editor? If so, "thanks", it's a solid aid to increased productivity / totally wasting my time.

Poppydragon · Post by **Poppydragon** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:08 pm

eric_marsh wrote:Secretively, Ted turned on his cell phone. His 747 started falling from the sky. Ted quickly turned the phone off again.

Ted had to have a slightly embarrassed smile when he did this though, please tell me he did

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:56 pm

Please return your seat and tray table to the fully locked and loaded position.

seani · Post by **seani** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:34 pm

"Tasty" thought Rover, sinking his teeth in for the 1st time today.

"Two for one" mused God, Dog Heaven and Mailman Hell.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:48 pm

About a Girl

You can hear it nightly. In the flat over the arcade, a dwarf plays sad plastic kazoo nocturnes to a crumpled photo of her.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:49 pm

seani wrote:Do I have you to thank for the online Twabble editor? If so, "thanks", it's a solid aid to increased productivity / totally wasting my time.

Yeah that was me. My "thanks" is that I haven't "won" the twabble-off in months.

But it's fascinating as the twabble thread seems to be the biggest draw for new forum members.

seani · Post by **seani** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:26 pm

The cost of admission on Twabbles is quite low in several ways. It's manageable to spend time on, but it doesn't sting too much to be passed over. I'll see if I feel the same way when I've been continuously elbowed out of the way for a few months.

seani · Post by **seani** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:45 pm

nevermore_66 wrote:About a Girl

You can hear it nightly. In the flat over the arcade, a dwarf plays sad plastic kazoo nocturnes to a crumpled photo of her.

"kazoo nocturnes"

Ace.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:58 pm

seani wrote:"kazoo nocturnes"

Ace.

Thank you. I'm rather fond of the chest fractal

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:00 am

Poppydragon wrote:
eric_marsh wrote:Secretively, Ted turned on his cell phone. His 747 started falling from the sky. Ted quickly turned the phone off again.
Ted had to have a slightly embarrassed smile when he did this though, please tell me he did

Oh, I'm sure that he did.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:06 am

There was something about Ed that just pissed God off. After Ed escaped a car wreck God sent an asteroid. That did the job.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:15 am

New green laws dragged us back into the wild. Only then we remembered that a synonym for "harmony with nature" is "prey."

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:36 am

seani wrote:My tattooist; powerful, psychotic, a perfectionist.

Sobbing, I realise he'll never complete the fractal on my chest.

...horrifying and hillarious. horriflarious!

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