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Silver Lining

Post by seani » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:55 pm

I may now be obese. Bedridden. Gorging constantly. Mired in my own flesh. But it worked. The Greys don't take me anymore.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:32 pm

Heh, that's a good one.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by F5iver » Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:35 pm

Zeroes and ones, like grappling hooks, tore open the perturbation. They filed into the cleave and changed everything.

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Re: Silver Lining

Post by nevermore_66 » Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:55 pm

seani wrote:I may now be obese. Bedridden. Gorging constantly. Mired in my own flesh. But it worked. The Greys don't take me anymore.
I like it. :mrgreen:
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:01 pm

Even aliens need to watch their transfats.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:25 am

F5iver wrote:Zeroes and ones, like grappling hooks, tore open the perturbation. They filed into the cleave and changed everything.

Me Likes! Back on the 3rd floor in 1992 I watched this happen in real-time. Wish I'd had some popcorn.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by munsi » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:04 am

The baby from the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind came to my restaurant today, and I had to serve him liquor. Dude, I got old.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by themorg » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:35 am

munsi wrote:The baby from the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind came to my restaurant today, and I had to serve him liquor. Dude, I got old.
Explaining hot tub time machine to the GF that made me feel old and i barely remember much of the 80's ps this was not a twabble.
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Fixed Penalty

Post by seani » Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:12 pm

The Judge said that fitting CO2 lasers to the speed cameras was "indiscriminate". I have no regrets; now they slow down.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by seani » Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:22 pm

munsi wrote:The baby from the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind came to my restaurant today, and I had to serve him liquor. Dude, I got old.
Nicely understated but, for some of us, the most horrific thing we've read for a long time. For me, it's the "Dude" that seals it.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:37 am

"You complete me."

Dr. Blofeld scowled at his monster. "I should've never let you see that movie."

"You. Complete. ME."

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:06 am

Good one ASID!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:57 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"You complete me."

Dr. Blofeld scowled at his monster. "I should've never let you see that movie."

"You. Complete. ME."
That is truly horrific.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:19 am

Uh, thanks.
But enough love. Show me the money.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:31 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Uh, thanks.
But enough love. Show me the money.
Keep this up and you are going to hell when you die.

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Roomies

Post by seani » Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:33 am

Your parasite needs tranquility.

You're still too active, too much heat and pressure.

And so, my next gift: blindness.
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twit fic

Post by Jim Silk » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:39 am

Any fool can factorize composite numbers. I will make a quantum computer to factor primes, and render their DRM useless!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by The PMS Avenger » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:46 am

Bored and dissatisfied, Lois eyed her snoring lover. She now knew just what they meant by faster than a speeding bullet.
Communism was just a red herring!

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Re: twit fic

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:52 am

For the last few years, it's driven men to ever greater advances in the "software" realm.
Three cheers for pornography!


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PS. Length-Nazi says that the OP is 101 characters.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:00 am

The PMS Avenger wrote:Bored and dissatisfied, Lois eyed her snoring lover. She now knew just what they meant by faster than a speeding bullet.
The Avenger strikes again.

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