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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:15 pm

munsi wrote:Another example of life imitating Nicholas Cage.
A few good shows at first, and then a whole lot of suck? (And then you die.)

No thanks; pass the Metamucil. :wink:

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:23 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
munsi wrote:Another example of life imitating Nicholas Cage.
A few good shows at first, and then a whole lot of suck? (And then you die.)

No thanks; pass the Metamucil. :wink:
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Post by Vela » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:07 am

Soon, I will find you and bring you to life, no matter what “they” say. Hungry? Fear not, love. Naysayers are quite tasty.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:53 pm

Vela wrote:Soon, I will find you and bring you to life, no matter what “they” say. Hungry? Fear not, love. Naysayers are quite tasty.
Nice opening twabble. Welcome to the forums Vela!
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:06 pm

The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:01 pm

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
Nice! :lol:
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Post by MattMooreWrites » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:06 pm

The tide again covering the G.W. Bridge’s lower deck, Tom regretted installing the lunar colony’s gravity enhancers.
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Post by seani » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:52 pm

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Post by strawman » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:06 pm

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
But they let us keep the whales?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:16 pm

strawman wrote:
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The ZriX invaded Earth in 1998.
They only wanted cheese.
Risk death rays for cheese?
No.
And that’s why the cows are gone.
But they let us keep the whales?
Whale cheese > cow cheese.

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:44 pm

Yeah, but it takes big big hands to milk a whale. And where are we going to get a bucket that size?
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:28 pm

They use barrels. Any listener of Norm's music knows this. (Ballad of Jack Taylor.)
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Post by strawman » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:54 pm

I've been meaning to ask Norm something. Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:21 am

strawman wrote:Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?
Udderneath, of course.

Milking a whale... Sounds suspiciously entendred. :o


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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:27 am

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:39 am

strawman wrote:I've been meaning to ask Norm something. Maybe you can tell me...
exactly where on the whale is the udder?
Same place it would be on a ship.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:24 am

Tom created the perfect tape, strong as steel and waterproof. It stuck to anything.
Alas, it wouldn't come off the roll.

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Add water to make gravy

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:17 am

Desperate, Pam dared Death to a competition.
But after a "brief" match, the Reaper gladly lost the wet T-shirt contest.

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:41 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Desperate, Pam dared Death to a competition.
But after a "brief" match, the Reaper gladly lost the wet T-shirt contest.
Order of The Stick fan eh? :)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:09 pm

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Order of The Stick fan eh? :)
Yeah, it's a good strip.


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