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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SSK Apocalypse » Sat May 08, 2010 2:49 am

"Ready for liftoff" says a man i can't see.
The countdown ends.
A rock is dropped and I am flung at the moon.
I never made it.

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Mother's Day

Post by strawman » Sat May 08, 2010 1:20 pm

24 hour themed twabble blitz: Twabble must convey a Mother's Day wish.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Mother's Day

Post by munsi » Sat May 08, 2010 1:29 pm

I fall before her, hopes of global conquest dashed.

"I brought you into this world, and it's up to me to take you out of it."

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Re: Mother's Day

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 08, 2010 1:44 pm

It's discrimination, your Honor! I'm a certified dyslexic -- I really believed it was "Plant mothers on Flower's Day".



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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 08, 2010 1:47 pm

SSK Apocalypse wrote:"Ready for liftoff" says a man i can't see. ...
Welcome aboard!

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Re: Mother's Day

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 08, 2010 1:53 pm

Mother's day was invented by the card companies, Cinco de Mayo by Corona -- But those fools at Trojan won't take the hint!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Domition » Sat May 08, 2010 2:46 pm

SSK Apocalypse wrote:"Ready for liftoff" says a man i can't see.
The countdown ends.
A rock is dropped and I am flung at the moon.
I never made it.
Hee hee, thats funny, I only just got here myself but welcome, this place is nuts.
All the answers lay in her cold, dead fist. No one thought to look there before the burial.

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Re: Mother's Day

Post by nevermore_66 » Sat May 08, 2010 2:51 pm

Clutching flowers and Hallmark card, Oedipus fingered empty ocular cavities in the blind dark. Worst. Holiday. Ever.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by LizPennies » Sat May 08, 2010 6:48 pm

He took their pictures, watching them grow eerily thinner. He swallowed hard. Maybe his cameras stole souls after all.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by nevermore_66 » Sat May 08, 2010 6:51 pm

And now...yet another zombie story:

Zombie Cletis licked the gore from the industrial fan, unaware he'd soon be the only being to win the Darwin award twice.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)

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Twabbles Vérité

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 08, 2010 10:50 pm

Your sisters are dead; so are your 3 children. Your grandkids are too busy and you're not my mom, but here's some flowers.


Mom, you worked hard to raise us and always loved us. So we're putting you in the best asylum your social security can buy.



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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 08, 2010 10:55 pm

LizPennies wrote:He took their pictures, watching them grow eerily thinner. He swallowed hard. Maybe his cameras stole souls after all.
Nice.
Too bad cameras don't steal ugly; I seem to have a fresh batch for every click. :)

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Re: Mother's Day

Post by strawman » Sat May 08, 2010 11:05 pm

I see the end of Hallmark as we know it. Seeds of Destruction greeting cards, artwork by Bo Kaier. :lol:
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The Revolution will not be televised, after all.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 08, 2010 11:12 pm

Jill showed 2 graphs: Obesity over Time & Cameras per Citizen.
"Cameras really do add 10 pounds!" began the apocalypse.

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For Her

Post by dreamrock » Sun May 09, 2010 12:50 am

Our gestalt worked hard to keep it from her. It's beauty but I worry. No normal war tower in Rose form would be good enough.
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Re: Mother's Day

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun May 09, 2010 2:34 am

nevermore_66 wrote:Clutching flowers and Hallmark card, Oedipus fingered empty ocular cavities in the blind dark. Worst. Holiday. Ever.
this ones gonna be hard to beat.
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Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Re: Mother's Day

Post by strawman » Sun May 09, 2010 3:16 am

There's still time to try, ROU. Come on, I know you have a mother. How about a nice twabble poem for mom?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: Mother's Day

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 09, 2010 3:33 am

strawman wrote:How about a nice twabble poem for mom?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just like my butt was
So, mom, we're through.
You spanked me too much
Now we're out of touch.

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Re: Mother's Day

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 09, 2010 3:46 am

I said my Mom's morals were gone.
Like I've been explaining,
She spent most nights entertaining
Uncles, name of "John".

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Revised classic

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 09, 2010 3:57 am

Mother is driving me crazy!
Says I’m useless and lazy.
What does she see?
I get home before 3
And by 2 I’m as fresh as a daisy.

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