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[ROU Killing Time]

There's still time to try, ROU. Come on, I know you have a mother. How about a nice twabble poem for mom?

ok ok. Here ya go. Not a poem, but in the spirit of Mother's Day.

Momma always told me that life is like a box of chocolate covered insects. I really hate the ones with wasps or fire-ants.

[nevermore_66]

Mother's day was invented by the card companies, Cinco de Mayo by Corona -- But those fools at Trojan won't take the hint!

My brain is playing scary tricks on me and combining our twabbles into this horrible, alternate dimension where Oedipus is the spokesperson for the Trojan company's Mothers Day commercials...

"This Mothers Day, give her something special..."

Ugh!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Momma always told me that life is like a box of chocolate covered insects. I really hate the ones with wasps or fire-ants.

So you like the flies, roaches, or even grasshoppers?

Fireants ain't bad -- kinda tart. Just make sure they can't bite you first.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

My brain is playing scary tricks on me and combining our twabbles into this horrible, alternate dimension where Oedipus is the spokesperson for the Trojan company's Mothers Day commercials...

"This Mothers Day, give her something special..."

Ugh!

Hmmm. The "Oops" emoticon suggests that you did not buy your Trojans soon enough.

Anywho, like they always say, "If a gal's not good enough for her own family..."

[LizPennies]

He played in my imagination, until I wanted to see his. "No, It's not safe," he told me. "You don't often survive in mine."

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

He played in my imagination, until I wanted to see his. "No, It's not safe," he told me. "You don't often survive in mine."

Whoa, it's like you ARE in my head.

Most excellent twabble.

[F5iver]

She held onto her last breath as they pupated. As she slipped into death they hatched and shouted, "Happy Mothra's Day!"

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

He told me necessity is a mother.
I told him I need my Mommy.
And so, his head exploded.
That's exactly what Mother needed.

[Insert Name Here]

Doc, is it TB? ED? MS? VD? ADD? OCD? PMS?
It's pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
In 3 letters or fewer?

(Ever since twabbles were introduced, I have wanted to see one with a very long word in it.)

[LizPennies]

Wanting to make my new father proud, I mimicked every action. But no matter how I slither, my skin won't shed away so easy.

[Domition]

He played in my imagination, until I wanted to see his. "No, It's not safe," he told me. "You don't often survive in mine."

Good twabble. Welcome, newish poster.

[Domition]

Doc, is it TB? ED? MS? VD? ADD? OCD? PMS?
It's pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
In 3 letters or fewer?

(Ever since twabbles were introduced, I have wanted to see one with a very long word in it.)

Never before had an Australopithecus Robustus enjoyed anthropomorphizing antidisestablishmentarianism so much.

[LizPennies]

"What was this witch's crime?" He poked the ash pile. "The usual; walked on water, raised dead, turned water to wine..."

[nevermore_66]

Doc, is it TB? ED? MS? VD? ADD? OCD? PMS?
It's pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
In 3 letters or fewer?

(Ever since twabbles were introduced, I have wanted to see one with a very long word in it.)

That word is in my novel draft

[nevermore_66]

He played in my imagination, until I wanted to see his. "No, It's not safe," he told me. "You don't often survive in mine."

Very nice.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"What was this witch's crime?" He poked the ash pile. "The usual; walked on water, raised dead, turned water to wine..."

You left off, "Wouldn't shut up about his ol' man."

[DanielSolis]

"The silver bullet is forged from our wedding rings, you know." "Very clever, love." He gurgles as his canines retract.

[Domition]

He boarded a bus and looked around. The living out numbered the Recycled 3 to 1 so he took a seat near a group of his own kind.

[ejbman]

Coral had a thing for squid. A gelatinous thing with electrodes; it helped them read her. She kept it with her parachute.

[RicV]

Dan figured out the answers to life. He wasn’t surprised that tacos, beer and toilets were involved.