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nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Tue May 11, 2010 10:58 pm

"Lose a hand?" I ask the amputee with the gecko tatts. The Michigan Ave. Underground sighs. "No," she says. "Found one."

F5iver · Post by **F5iver** » Wed May 12, 2010 3:02 am

"The aliens landed."
"We done for?"
"No sir. Damned reptilians can't conquer squat when sunning themselves on rocks."

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed May 12, 2010 3:17 am

General Mayhem hated the new bombs, not enough collateral damage. And buying them took too much collateral at the bank.

ejbman · Post by **ejbman** » Wed May 12, 2010 7:26 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:General Mayhem hated the new bombs, not enough collateral damage. And buying them took too much collateral at the bank.

I give it a two-groaner. Maybe three.

ejbman · Post by **ejbman** » Wed May 12, 2010 7:34 am

Coat brushed? Check. Face washed? Check. Shoes clean and neat? Check. Wait - no feet. Oh well. The Walrus will take care.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Wed May 12, 2010 7:41 am

"Werewolf!" He screamed.

"There, behind you!" I replied.

I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed May 12, 2010 8:21 am

munsi wrote:"Werewolf!" He screamed.

"There, behind you!" I replied.

I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.

That's a groaner.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed May 12, 2010 12:00 pm

Thought that was going to be The Boy Who Cried...

Travelin Corpse Feet · Post by **Travelin Corpse Feet** » Wed May 12, 2010 5:19 pm

"Zombies Are Played Out"
By: Travelin Corpse Feet

The door burst: zombies lurched in.
“Again?” I said, dropping my popcorn en route to the exit.
But the door burst, and zo—

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed May 12, 2010 10:27 pm

munsi wrote:"Werewolf!" He screamed.

"There, behind you!" I replied.

I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.

Young Frankenstein- great movie.

LizPennies · Post by **LizPennies** » Wed May 12, 2010 11:40 pm

Pushed me on the bed. Asked about protection. I took a moment. Will mentioning a forty five under my pillow kill the mood?

LizPennies · Post by **LizPennies** » Thu May 13, 2010 6:51 am

Sometimes, you have to grab hold with both hands to let go of someone you love. Her windpipe crushed beneath his fingers.

ejbman · Post by **ejbman** » Thu May 13, 2010 6:56 am

LizPennies wrote:Pushed me on the bed. Asked about protection. I took a moment. Will mentioning a forty five under my pillow kill the mood?

Heh. Heh. Smarmy likes.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu May 13, 2010 7:13 am

LizPennies wrote:Sometimes, you have to grab hold with both hands to let go of someone you love. Her windpipe crushed beneath his fingers.

"Start this machine to end the pain, it will be quick."

"But it's just you!"

Jack Kevorkian REALLY missed his equipment.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Thu May 13, 2010 7:46 am

She wasn't a Zombie, but she did hunger for human brains. She hoped that after the baby came the cravings would go away...

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Thu May 13, 2010 3:17 pm

The hour got late. And later still. "So...truth time," said the thief to the joker. "There's no f@#%ing way out of here."

LizPennies · Post by **LizPennies** » Thu May 13, 2010 6:47 pm

Now she keeps Milk-bones in her basket when traveling to Grandmother's house. "Wolves are quite tasty," she whispers.

(now with corrections)

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu May 13, 2010 10:06 pm

tasty

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu May 13, 2010 10:23 pm

strawman wrote:tasty

Sure, you rag on "tastey" but not"travelling"!!!
It's a scandal, I tells ya!

('Cides, maybe she means that wolves like to savor each morsel before chewing or swallowing... Taste-y behavior.

)

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu May 13, 2010 10:25 pm

Mankind was doomed; the aliens found us yummy.
But a miracle saved us. The invaders learned that we induced flatulence.

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