Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Lose a hand?" I ask the amputee with the gecko tatts. The Michigan Ave. Underground sighs. "No," she says. "Found one."
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"The aliens landed."
"We done for?"
"No sir. Damned reptilians can't conquer squat when sunning themselves on rocks."
"We done for?"
"No sir. Damned reptilians can't conquer squat when sunning themselves on rocks."
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Talk about punitive interest
General Mayhem hated the new bombs, not enough collateral damage. And buying them took too much collateral at the bank.
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I give it a two-groaner. Maybe three.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:General Mayhem hated the new bombs, not enough collateral damage. And buying them took too much collateral at the bank.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Coat brushed? Check. Face washed? Check. Shoes clean and neat? Check. Wait - no feet. Oh well. The Walrus will take care.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Werewolf!" He screamed.
"There, behind you!" I replied.
I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.
"There, behind you!" I replied.
I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
That's a groaner.munsi wrote:"Werewolf!" He screamed.
"There, behind you!" I replied.
I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Thought that was going to be The Boy Who Cried...
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Zombies Are Played Out"
By: Travelin Corpse Feet
The door burst: zombies lurched in.
“Again?” I said, dropping my popcorn en route to the exit.
But the door burst, and zo—
By: Travelin Corpse Feet
The door burst: zombies lurched in.
“Again?” I said, dropping my popcorn en route to the exit.
But the door burst, and zo—

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Young Frankenstein- great movie.munsi wrote:"Werewolf!" He screamed.
"There, behind you!" I replied.
I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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Pushed me on the bed. Asked about protection. I took a moment. Will mentioning a forty five under my pillow kill the mood?
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Sometimes, you have to grab hold with both hands to let go of someone you love. Her windpipe crushed beneath his fingers.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.
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Heh. Heh. Smarmy likes.LizPennies wrote:Pushed me on the bed. Asked about protection. I took a moment. Will mentioning a forty five under my pillow kill the mood?
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All he had left were gloves and a kung-fu grip
LizPennies wrote:Sometimes, you have to grab hold with both hands to let go of someone you love. Her windpipe crushed beneath his fingers.
"Start this machine to end the pain, it will be quick."
"But it's just you!"
Jack Kevorkian REALLY missed his equipment.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
She wasn't a Zombie, but she did hunger for human brains. She hoped that after the baby came the cravings would go away...
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The hour got late. And later still. "So...truth time," said the thief to the joker. "There's no f@#%ing way out of here."
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Now she keeps Milk-bones in her basket when traveling to Grandmother's house. "Wolves are quite tasty," she whispers.
(now with corrections)
(now with corrections)
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
tasty
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
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Sure, you rag on "tastey" but not"travelling"!!!strawman wrote:tasty
It's a scandal, I tells ya!
('Cides, maybe she means that wolves like to savor each morsel before chewing or swallowing... Taste-y behavior.

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Mankind was doomed; the aliens found us yummy.
But a miracle saved us. The invaders learned that we induced flatulence.
But a miracle saved us. The invaders learned that we induced flatulence.