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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by nevermore_66 » Tue May 11, 2010 10:58 pm

"Lose a hand?" I ask the amputee with the gecko tatts. The Michigan Ave. Underground sighs. "No," she says. "Found one."
Boy meets girl.
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Post by F5iver » Wed May 12, 2010 3:02 am

"The aliens landed."
"We done for?"
"No sir. Damned reptilians can't conquer squat when sunning themselves on rocks."

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Talk about punitive interest

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 12, 2010 3:17 am

General Mayhem hated the new bombs, not enough collateral damage. And buying them took too much collateral at the bank.

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Re: Talk about punitive interest

Post by ejbman » Wed May 12, 2010 7:26 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:General Mayhem hated the new bombs, not enough collateral damage. And buying them took too much collateral at the bank.
I give it a two-groaner. Maybe three.
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Post by ejbman » Wed May 12, 2010 7:34 am

Coat brushed? Check. Face washed? Check. Shoes clean and neat? Check. Wait - no feet. Oh well. The Walrus will take care.
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Post by munsi » Wed May 12, 2010 7:41 am

"Werewolf!" He screamed.

"There, behind you!" I replied.

I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 12, 2010 8:21 am

munsi wrote:"Werewolf!" He screamed.

"There, behind you!" I replied.

I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.
That's a groaner. :)

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Post by strawman » Wed May 12, 2010 12:00 pm

Thought that was going to be The Boy Who Cried...
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Wed May 12, 2010 5:19 pm

"Zombies Are Played Out"
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The door burst: zombies lurched in.
“Again?” I said, dropping my popcorn en route to the exit.
But the door burst, and zo—
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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed May 12, 2010 10:27 pm

munsi wrote:"Werewolf!" He screamed.

"There, behind you!" I replied.

I think if we hadn't been promptly killed, he'd have laughed.
Young Frankenstein- great movie.
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Post by LizPennies » Wed May 12, 2010 11:40 pm

Pushed me on the bed. Asked about protection. I took a moment. Will mentioning a forty five under my pillow kill the mood?
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Post by LizPennies » Thu May 13, 2010 6:51 am

Sometimes, you have to grab hold with both hands to let go of someone you love. Her windpipe crushed beneath his fingers.
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Post by ejbman » Thu May 13, 2010 6:56 am

LizPennies wrote:Pushed me on the bed. Asked about protection. I took a moment. Will mentioning a forty five under my pillow kill the mood?
Heh. Heh. Smarmy likes.
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All he had left were gloves and a kung-fu grip

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 13, 2010 7:13 am

LizPennies wrote:Sometimes, you have to grab hold with both hands to let go of someone you love. Her windpipe crushed beneath his fingers.

"Start this machine to end the pain, it will be quick."

"But it's just you!"

Jack Kevorkian REALLY missed his equipment.

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Post by munsi » Thu May 13, 2010 7:46 am

She wasn't a Zombie, but she did hunger for human brains. She hoped that after the baby came the cravings would go away...

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Post by nevermore_66 » Thu May 13, 2010 3:17 pm

The hour got late. And later still. "So...truth time," said the thief to the joker. "There's no f@#%ing way out of here."
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Post by LizPennies » Thu May 13, 2010 6:47 pm

Now she keeps Milk-bones in her basket when traveling to Grandmother's house. "Wolves are quite tasty," she whispers.

(now with corrections)
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Post by strawman » Thu May 13, 2010 10:06 pm

tasty
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 13, 2010 10:23 pm

strawman wrote:tasty
Sure, you rag on "tastey" but not"travelling"!!!
It's a scandal, I tells ya!

('Cides, maybe she means that wolves like to savor each morsel before chewing or swallowing... Taste-y behavior. :wink: )

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 13, 2010 10:25 pm

Mankind was doomed; the aliens found us yummy.
But a miracle saved us. The invaders learned that we induced flatulence.


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