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Post by tobias » Mon May 24, 2010 1:28 am

System Reboot..
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ERROR
Cuthula
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REFORMATING YOUR MIND
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 24, 2010 1:45 am

tobias wrote:System Reboot..
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Cythulu
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REFORMATING YOUR MIND
Ah, MS DOS (pronounced "Messed us"), good times...
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Post by kelleyfaye » Mon May 24, 2010 7:26 pm

Bound together, choking on the stink of their own rotting bodies, hearing a joyful cry; "Those roses smell wonderful!"

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Post by kelleyfaye » Mon May 24, 2010 7:34 pm

"Although I'm a fantastic liar, I always tell the truth," he told me. I smiled, cocked my head, and prepared for his tale.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue May 25, 2010 2:55 am

kelleyfaye wrote:Bound together, choking on the stink of their own rotting bodies, hearing a joyful cry; "Those roses smell wonderful!"
See? **THAT'S** why we put aspirin in their water! :D

Good twabble.

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Post by strawman » Tue May 25, 2010 3:46 am

Do you want to tell her, ROU?
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Post by LizPennies » Tue May 25, 2010 5:43 am

She patiently remained on the back burner. He tended to the other pots first. When he remembered, he found only ash left.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue May 25, 2010 6:02 am

LizPennies wrote:She patiently remained on the back burner. He tended to the other pots first. When he remembered, he found only ash left.

"How?" Lizzy cried, waving away the greasy, black smoke. "I never took my eyes off it!"

"Ah, a watched pot," he answered.

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Post by munsi » Tue May 25, 2010 10:05 am

As the replicant choked the life out of me, I laughed. He'd never take my place, in 48 hours his DNA would start to degrade.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue May 25, 2010 2:15 pm

He said, "No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
But, after weeks of SOMETHING, I did not. It was a trying experience.

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Post by dreamrock » Tue May 25, 2010 2:51 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said, "No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
But, after weeks of SOMETHING, I did not. It was a trying experience.
:lol: That makes my day. I love the little green philosopher (except for the parts where he's a mega poopy pants), but there has to be a limit to the "Do or do not" maxim. Preferably a sensible one.
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Post by ejbman » Tue May 25, 2010 8:28 pm

munsi wrote:As the replicant choked the life out of me, I laughed. He'd never take my place, in 48 hours his DNA would start to degrade.
Nice. Very PKD.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 26, 2010 4:50 am

dreamrock wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said, "No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
But, after weeks of SOMETHING, I did not. It was a trying experience.
:lol: That makes my day. I love the little green philosopher (except for the parts where he's a mega poopy pants), but there has to be a limit to the "Do or do not" maxim. Preferably a sensible one.
Thanks. I had that "Jedi Drinking Song" stuck in my head and figured I'd try and get some use out of it.
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Post by dreamrock » Wed May 26, 2010 5:32 am

He called me a genius so I shot him.

As he died, he said I'd misunderstood. Explained it pretty.

I shot him again to be sure.
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Post by darkandstormy » Wed May 26, 2010 3:29 pm

"Guns don’t kill people- people kill people." He knew better as his cold belly felt the warmth of lead. It was good to be a Glock.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed May 26, 2010 3:53 pm

darkandstormy wrote:"Guns don’t kill people- people kill people." He knew better as his cold belly felt the warmth of lead. It was good to be a Glock.
Nice!
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Post by darkandstormy » Wed May 26, 2010 4:09 pm

Thanks tbaker2500! Been listening to the podcast, so I thought I'd jump in here.

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Post by darkandstormy » Wed May 26, 2010 4:17 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said, "No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
But, after weeks of SOMETHING, I did not. It was a trying experience.

Love this!
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Wed May 26, 2010 4:23 pm

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