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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 26, 2010 8:48 pm

darkandstormy wrote:"Guns don’t kill people- people kill people." He knew better as his cold belly felt the warmth of lead. It was good to be a Glock.
Ah, must be a radioactive isotope of lead; even better. :twisted:

Alas, the evil Length Nazi says that a twabble is technically a twit-fic that has exactly 100 characters, counting punctuation but not counting spaces. You can check, at: http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by darkandstormy » Wed May 26, 2010 9:11 pm

Ah, ok. I tried it in Twitter and it fit. Thanks for the tool.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by nevermore_66 » Wed May 26, 2010 11:04 pm

Doll heads bounce in his dreads. He cocks the gun, demands the secret to joy. I say, "Don't read YouTube comments. Ever."
Boy meets girl.
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Fast food

Post by seani » Wed May 26, 2010 11:23 pm

3am in the chip shop. Just him, me, and a locked door. And what I'm starting to realise is a human hand in the deep fat fryer.
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Re: Fast food

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 26, 2010 11:29 pm

seani wrote:And what I'm starting to realise is a human hand in the deep fat fryer.
I had my hands in the Fryer all the time! Had to clean the darn thing; it's not like the customers ever got sick off the fries. :roll:

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Why I love my lawyer

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 26, 2010 11:33 pm

"If the alleged victim didn't want to be watched, she would fully check her bathroom for hidden cameras!"

"Dismissed!"


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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu May 27, 2010 4:32 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"If the alleged victim didn't want to be watched, she would fully check her bathroom for hidden cameras!"

"Dismissed!"

Funny, but the title seals the deal!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu May 27, 2010 1:17 pm

My toes began to rot.
"What... where's my wish?"
"I'm a LEPER-chaun, silly," the wee man said, tipping his gangrene hat.
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Pasture Move

Post by blondecowgirl » Thu May 27, 2010 5:35 pm

They'd been working cattle for days now. Anger and fatigue swelled inside her. Focusing her tired eyes, she charged.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 28, 2010 1:36 am

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:My toes began to rot.
"What... where's my wish?"
"I'm a LEPER-chaun, silly," the wee man said, tipping his gangrene hat.
:mrgreen:
*Groan* :) :roll:
But this is a great Halloween costume idea, thanks!

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Re: Pasture Move

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 28, 2010 1:42 am

blondecowgirl wrote:They'd been working cattle for days now. Anger and fatigue swelled inside her. Focusing her tired eyes, she charged.
Well, no wonder! Moving that whole pasture; it's a lot of dirt and grass to lug around. :D

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Fri May 28, 2010 1:59 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:My toes began to rot.
"What... where's my wish?"
"I'm a LEPER-chaun, silly," the wee man said, tipping his gangrene hat.
:mrgreen:
*Groan* :) :roll:
But this is a great Halloween costume idea, thanks!
Remember, you only have about five months to work on that Irish acent.

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BP Broke his Snooze button

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Ugly clouds of oil kills life as it squirms up the coast. In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu wakes.
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Post by LizPennies » Fri May 28, 2010 2:34 pm

She wasn't worried about his having four pet turtles. But the little ninja weapons found in the tank was strange at best.
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Ejected

Post by CLP » Fri May 28, 2010 3:53 pm

“You’re outta here!” calls the ref.
“I barely touched him!” I protest, scraping the entrails from my beak and pinchers.
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Post by ejbman » Fri May 28, 2010 10:05 pm


Niche Survival

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The Cycle of (Exploited) Death:

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 29, 2010 12:47 am

"Weren't we all supposed to die from swine flu by now?"

"Yeah, so?"

"So when's the oil going to kill us?"

"Same time, son."


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Word of the day: Persnickety

Post by tobias » Sat May 29, 2010 3:04 am

William the 82 year old former marine
set the brake on his wheelchair
and reloaded his shotgun
Damn persnickety zombies


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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat May 29, 2010 3:30 am

Some good ones here!
Leperchaun is awful. I vote it for twabble of the week.

Great showing and welcome to the forums ShadowCastAudio!
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Re: The Cycle of (Exploited) Death:

Post by ejbman » Sat May 29, 2010 7:59 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"Weren't we all supposed to die from swine flu by now?"

"Yeah, so?"

"So when's the oil going to kill us?"

"Same time, son."

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