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Post by strawman » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:38 pm

The best things in life are free.
It still flows downhill.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Name, Defame or Maim?

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:20 am

It's pronounced, "Twabble," don't you know.
It rhymes with, "Drabble," and twabbles are written by rabble who babble?

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Post by Omino Pascal » Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:54 am

Grey Hairs

"You pull one of 'em out, and two'll grow back!" My mother cackled.

Until I finally tried it, and subsequently went bald.

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Post by munsi » Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:28 pm

"Really everyone wins," he told me, "other than the dead teen runaway."

I smiled and nodded, backing toward the exit...

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Post by LizPennies » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:03 am

"Not again." I wake, groaning and stiff. "I need a drink, back rub, and possibly a necromancer. Rigor mortis is a bitch."
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:03 pm

LizPennies wrote:"Not again." I wake, groaning and stiff. "I need a drink, back rub, and possibly a necromancer. Rigor mortis is a bitch."
Not bad. It's like you're in the head of my last date.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:33 pm

strawman wrote:His entire life was devoted to not being half-assed in anything. Finally, he achieved his goal. He became an ass-whole.
haha, Strawman.

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Post by nowicki1283 » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:04 pm

On the experimentation and subsequent disappearance of feline test subject 7B, Project Schrodinger; internal memo:


To the physicists’ dismay the cat was neither alive nor dead, but gone. Improbably, it had tunneled out wholly days ago.

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In honer of the outings of yesterday and today...

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:18 pm

Swing low, sweet lariat
Aiming for to snag me some calves.
Just so, tangy barbecue sauce
Can drip all over my beef halves.

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Post by strawman » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:58 pm

Ya had me humming along there, ASID, bringing to mind my time on the prairie, which ended so tragically with that zombie stampede.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:12 am

My zombie had problems.
"Traainsss," it mumbled over and over. All the way to the tracks, where it was promptly crushed.
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Post by Priestess » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:46 am

"You have to keep quiet or what happened last night will come back to haunt you." whispered the ghost conspiratorially.

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Post by The PMS Avenger » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:49 pm

Alrighty, let's see if I can shake the dust off my twabbling skills.

I swear to God, I never had any intention of letting Norm down. I just had no idea that the attic door would break so easily.
Communism was just a red herring!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:54 pm

The PMS Avenger wrote:I swear to God, I never had any intention of letting Norm down. I just had no idea that the attic door would break so easily.
See? That's why I use the crawl space!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:59 pm

The end comes. Not when a Gestapo thug kicks in the door, but with a letter -- an anonymous bureaucrat denying treatment.


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Post by The PMS Avenger » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:09 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The end comes. Not when a Gestapo thug kicks in the door, but with a letter -- an anonymous bureaucrat denying treatment.

WellPoint certainly had a face, a greedy smirk he masked with concern. Human life does not belong in oil drenched hands.
Communism was just a red herring!

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Post by dreamrock » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:18 pm

Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger. :D
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Post by The PMS Avenger » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:29 pm

dreamrock wrote:Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger. :D
And I'm back with twice the zeal. Not even Midol can stop me now!
Communism was just a red herring!

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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:14 am

dreamrock wrote:Huzzah, the return of PMS Avenger. :D
Yea, you can count on her to come back and grace us with twabbles once a month or so.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Or does the title go up here?

Post by The PMS Avenger » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:41 am

If You Answered D, You are Correct

SAT Sample Question:
Booth is to Lincoln as Glen Beck is to _
A) History
B) Civil Rights
C) Intelligence
D) All of the Above
Communism was just a red herring!

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