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Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by LizPennies » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:25 pm

strawman wrote:Don't be afraid. Just picture your audience in their underwear.
Usually a pretty accurate picture.

Welkommen

... :shock: We're supposed to be wearing underwear!? Why did no one tell me sooner!? :oops:

Welcome Melliema.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by LizPennies » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:35 pm

She waits on the beach tired every night for his return. She loved him once. Fingers wrap a cold pistol. She fears him now.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:56 pm

LizPennies wrote:She waits on the beach tired every night for his return. She loved him once. Fingers wrap a cold pistol. She fears him now.
Hmm. I detect a theme in your twabbles. But a cold pistol and hot love? Or...

Now he's hot leaded
Plug him and see
Yes my barrel's at a hundred and three
Come on bastard
I'll make you dance.
Hot leaded.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by LizPennies » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:59 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Hmm. I detect a theme in your twabbles. But a cold pistol and hot love? Or...

Now he's hot leaded
Plug him and see
Yes my barrel's at a hundred and three
Come on bastard
I'll make you dance.
Hot leaded.

hrmmm... I'll try to lean more to the fairy tale ones again. ;)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:06 pm

I've been in many a city and village. And I've learned that the people with the most "cleansing rituals" smell the worst.


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The Morbid Collection: Events of Death 1

Post by Foxfyre Recluse » Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:20 am

Idea based off the narrator of, The Book Thief by Markus Zusak.
The first three twables in The Morbid Collection: Events of Death.

You Won't See Me
People often say they see me in cemeteries. Yet, my physical presence is not there, for people rarely die in cemeteries.

73 seconds away
I have traveled beyond the confines of earth, in the winter of 1986. There I found a collection of souls, post explosion.

What took place during the play: My American Cousin
A spectacular performance Mr. Booth, and yes, I did get his soul. It only managed to get across the street of the theatre.

I will also record this for Dribblecast.
Umm... left then right

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Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:11 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
strawman wrote:Don't be afraid. Just picture your audience in their underwear.
Usually a pretty accurate picture.

Welkommen
Strawman means Willkommen, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D7AebhY4qg
Yikes, you trying to scare him away with that video??
Actually, I saw a local theatre production of it, and it was almost better.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Dairmid » Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:53 pm

“Don’t worry,” she said leaning into the back seat where I struggled, “if you were in real danger, you’d be in the trunk.”

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:45 pm

A mere 36 Just Men, delayed Armageddon.
And God smiled at his joke; for their one true purpose was to care for the puppies.


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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:44 am

Welcome Dairmid! Nice first twabble.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by The PMS Avenger » Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:09 pm

The flyer he gave me said 'Protect our Borders,' but when I brought my shotgun to the fiction section, they kicked me out.
Communism was just a red herring!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:00 pm

Motivation is what gets you started.
Habit is what keeps you going.
Wife is what tells you that you royally screwed it up.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:15 pm

The PMS Avenger wrote:The flyer he gave me said 'Protect our Borders,' but when I brought my shotgun to the fiction section, they kicked me out.
My vote for the week!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ejbman » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:49 am

I drive a taxi in Brooklyn. Driving around today, an orange dreadlocked supermodel fell out of the sky in my cab. Leeloo?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ejbman » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:00 am

So many apocalypse models were wrong: zombies, robots, viruses, vampires. Not even. It was gene-mod pot bellied pigs.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by The PMS Avenger » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:36 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Motivation is what gets you started.
Habit is what keeps you going.
Wife is what tells you that you royally screwed it up.
"'Til death do us part," he cooed back. She grinned slyly from behind her veil and couldn't wait for him to taste the cake.
Communism was just a red herring!

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My Really Dumb Cousin

Post by flyawaybefree » Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:28 am

I went to the funeral. I had known cousin Bob was stupid. Really, how do you hope to keep a nasty shapeshifter in a shoebox?
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr. Seuss

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:07 am

The PMS Avenger wrote:"'Til death do us part," he cooed back. She grinned slyly from behind her veil and couldn't wait for him to taste the cake.
Norman looked into the eyes of his brand new bride and the words rose from his very soul. "Better dead than wed!" he cried.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ejbman » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:10 am

"Nothing's too good for you, son." If my father were only less proud and less religious. Fifty virgins are better alive.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ejbman » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:15 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
The PMS Avenger wrote:The flyer he gave me said 'Protect our Borders,' but when I brought my shotgun to the fiction section, they kicked me out.
My vote for the week!
I agree! Reminds me of the story about the enraged cubicle workers attacking the sysops.
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