Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby The PMS Avenger » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:02 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Norman looked into the eyes of his brand new bride and the words rose from his very soul. "Better dead than wed!" he cried.


My initial reaction was something along the lines of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," but now I'm left with the lingering hope that I could even get Norm to the aisle in the first place.
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The Secret

Postby Benvolio » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:15 pm

By accident I discovered the truth about the universe but I can’t manage to put it into words. Sorry

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Re: The Secret

Postby ROU Killing Time » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:29 am

Turn thee, Benvolio, and look upon thy death.

(Not really, but it's the best Benvolio quote I could come up with...)

Welcome to the forums, Bud. Like the twit-fic.

Btw, you'll get a better shot at winning the weekly contest if you post your twit-fics on the main thread. Single postings on a new thread while allowed, don't get as much attention by the people that scroll through the main, multi-page General Content twit-fic thread...

Conveniently located here: http://drabblecast.freeforums.org/post-your-twitfic-twabbles-here-general-content-t1053.html
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby munsi » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:38 am

"Don't let being a clone get you down!" I said, "Are you a replicant, or a repliCAN?"

Suddenly my, clone was choking me...

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby dreamrock » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:15 pm

I knew it wasn't enough.

I made another, and another. Filled Earth with other clones.

We'd stop the puns. No matter what.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby strawman » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:40 pm

Careful, ya'll.
Remember all who bled and died over this issue in the Punic Wars .
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby dreamrock » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:04 pm

They fear the old man in the creepy house. They shouldn't.

He won't use pets to trap the feast of kids.

His house does that.


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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby ROU Killing Time » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:44 pm

Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby The PMS Avenger » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:02 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is...


Mmm unfortunately, my teenage mind took this one straight to the prison kind of dropping the soap and not just the normal, slippery variety of dropping the soap. It took me a good three minutes to figure this twabble out.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby tbaker2500 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:30 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is...

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Priestess » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:17 am

She was excited about her new shoulder tattoo, displaying it proudly; until it began to whisper insidiously in her ear.

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Postby dreamrock » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:36 am

:lol: Methinks it needs a naming, Stil. I'd go with Girl with the Cthulhu Tattoo.
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Postby Priestess » Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:52 am

Scrubbing diligently, the AB- wasn't coming off of the wrench. Damn, one more household tool ruined on another spouse.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Priestess » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:06 am

dreamrock wrote::lol: Methinks it needs a naming, Stil. I'd go with Girl with the Cthulhu Tattoo.

Ha! That adds a lot! You can never have too many Lovecraft references although putting a title on a twabble just feels like cheating to me :) . How about adjusting it to read:
She was ecstatic about her new Cthulhu tattoo, displaying it proudly; until it began to whisper insidiously in her ear.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby dreamrock » Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:49 pm

Priestess wrote:
dreamrock wrote::lol: Methinks it needs a naming, Stil. I'd go with Girl with the Cthulhu Tattoo.

Ha! That adds a lot! You can never have too many Lovecraft references although putting a title on a twabble just feels like cheating to me :) . How about adjusting it to read:
She was ecstatic about her new Cthulhu tattoo, displaying it proudly; until it began to whisper insidiously in her ear.

Titles aren't cheating per se, but my suggested title was a little long. I think I remember something about trying to limit titles to fifteen characters with the same exceptions used to count characters for twabbles. But that might have been a dream.

EDIT: Oh, yes, and the change works quite well. *smacks own head for forgetfulness*
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Mikes » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:07 am

The Nigerian taxi was a Lamborghini. “It’s strange,” said the driver, “we try to give away our money but no one replies.”
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Postby Mikes » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:11 am

The general planted his hands on his hips and laughed. “Marksman? He would have to be one hell of a shot to get me from the-”

Kind've cheating, but it made me chuckle*.




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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby LizPennies » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:29 pm

They only respect intelligence. I still think the alien race would have let us live. If only we had hid youtube from them.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby strawman » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:01 pm

"Had hid"?
S'cusa, just have to ask: How come you're still alive?

Igor, loosen Liz' straightjacket a notch, willya?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby LizPennies » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:25 pm

what? are you saying you don't believe in zombies all a sudden, Strawman? I'm so disappointed.
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