Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

[eagleapex]

Who am I, you ask? As made apparent by your spilt entrails ensnaring my dagger, I am an assassin. Is my answer sufficient?

That's niiice. Excellent.

[ejbman]

Who am I, you ask? As made apparent by your spilt entrails ensnaring my dagger, I am an assassin. Is my answer sufficient?

Made me think of the Assassin's Guild on Pratchett's Discworld, for some reason.

[Mikes]

The Nigerian taxi was a Lamborghini. “It’s strange,” said the driver, “we try to give away our money but no one replies.”

OK, this one is very funny and didn't get the attention it deserves. I hope Unca Norm keeps it on tap for next year's Nigerian Scam Spam Contest!

Ooh, thank you very much

[jaemce]

With gun in hand the assassin shot a wave of bullets, all missed the president, most said it was a miracle some said it wasn't

[Apocraphilia]

Long time listener, first time poster...

Interrupting our weekly tennis match, I asked the messiah what unified the faithful. He smiled gnomically and replied, "one, love."

[ejbman]

Welcome Apocraphilia! Funny one

[strawman]

Yea, okay, you get points for fitting that load of set-up into 100 characters, but you also get the DC razz for the punchline: BOO! HISS!

[zcarter80]

it depends on who was in office at the time.

[strawman]

President Nosferatu.
Olberman's Worst Person in the World: The Vampirers.

[Apocraphilia]

Thanks, ejbman.

OK, strawman - try this:

"The universe is just information" his thesis had said - but had his calculations just proved that déjà vu was a compression artifact?

Speaking of de-compressing things, I've always wanted to expand that out to a short story. Well, one day...

[Apocraphilia]

(Still wrestling with the length constraint, as you can see...)

[ejbman]

(Still wrestling with the length constraint, as you can see...)

Have you seen the sizing tool?

http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm

[Pawsinthewind]

“Oh crap!” escaped his lips. Just as, from the doorway, his mother exclaimed, “Joey, why are you wearing my high heels?”

[Pawsinthewind]

“Oh crap!” escaped his lips. Just as, from the doorway, his mother exclaimed, “Joey, why are you wearing my high heels?”

[Priestess]

“Oh crap!” escaped his lips. Just as, from the doorway, his mother exclaimed, “Joey, why are you wearing my high heels?”

I love it Paws! I think we've all been there... some of us a little more often than others

[strawman]

Yepper.

[Apocraphilia]

(Still wrestling with the length constraint, as you can see...)

Have you seen the sizing tool?

http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm

Yep - that's how I knew I was over.

I assume this has been asked before, but why call 'em twit-fic if the limit isn't 140 characters?

[ejbman]

(Still wrestling with the length constraint, as you can see...)

Have you seen the sizing tool?

http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm

Yep - that's how I knew I was over.

I assume this has been asked before, but why call 'em twit-fic if the limit isn't 140 characters?

I don't know for sure, but I imagine it is to keep parity and/or symmetry with Drabbles, which are exactly 100 words. They're also called 'Twabbles'.

[Apocraphilia]

Ah, cool - I suppose it also gives you space for '#twabble #drabblecast' on the end, too...

[Apocraphilia]

I know 'Trojan' as a brand is supposed to make me think 'armoured' and 'protected' - but am I the only one who thinks 'getting inside sneakily', or worse, '...inside a horse'?


"Lovebot testing? Putting dignity (and more) in harm's way? Trojan has you covered, with their new 'Armoured' variety."