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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SgtCrispy » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:39 pm

Dragons, demons, fire and duckies.
They surrounded me, dancing and laughing.
I realized I wasn't on the playa anymore.

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Post by munsi » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:43 pm

She promised she'd change my life, and as she cut my achilles tendon I realized I should've requested more specificity.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:57 pm

munsi wrote:She promised she'd change my life, and as she cut my achilles tendon I realized I should've requested more specificity.
+1 for properly using specificity.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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It's Illogical, Captain

Post by flyawaybefree » Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:52 am

Now, I know the Vulcans were honoring me, but I didn't think that they meant immortality and playing Prospero ad nauseum
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by flyawaybefree » Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:53 pm

How about this one? I call it...

Are You Nu?


"Who f-ing wants to know?" Nu's signature answer for punks.
As he glanced at the shady hit man, he wished he hadn't asked.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Post by nevermore_66 » Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:44 pm

OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
Even now, as I nod sympathetically, I saw off bits of you to stitch to other stolen parts in the laboratory behind my eyes.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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Post by ejbman » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:13 pm

Invasion

I finish my shift hand-packing bullets. Filthy and tired I shuffle to the showers with the others. At least we're alive.
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Post by strawman » Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:05 pm

Another turn to the grizzly.

Sheesh, clowns living up to their reps.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by ejbman » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:48 am

I am clown. Hear me roar.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:14 am

ejbman wrote:I am clown. Hear me roar.
You have listened to Clown Eggs, right?
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ejbman » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:44 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
ejbman wrote:I am clown. Hear me roar.
You have listened to Clown Eggs, right?
Oh yeah. A favorite! In fact, I think I had just finished listening around the time I signed up for the forums, so that informed my choice of avatar (a picture of John Wayne Gacy, dressed up for work).
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Post by Screaminspace » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:23 pm

Overpopulation by the virus in Tom gave his body a fever
and the virus perished from the consequences of climate change.
Nobody listens to me. Perhaps they can't hear me.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:47 pm

Hehee.. Nice first post Screaminspace!
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Post by ejbman » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:51 pm

Screaminspace wrote:Overpopulation by the virus in Tom gave his body a fever
and the virus perished from the consequences of climate change.
Ha ha! Welcome to the forums.
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Post by ejbman » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:08 am

FYI, fear of clowns is just good sense:

Image

Counts as a twabble?

Vital Records

Snyder, William. Aged 13 years, 6 months. Died Jan. 11, 1854. Killed by being swung around by the heels by a circus clown.
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Post by LizPennies » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:26 pm

It was deemed legal to wear the pelt of any animal of lower intelligence. Human flesh proved very fashionable that year.
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Post by strawman » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:52 pm

The market was flooded with Chinese knock-offs.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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If A Radioactive Tree Falls In An Enchanted Forest

Post by Una arborensis » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:22 am

I've two versions of this, both of which go with a drabble I've not yet decided to post


Wise fox say, “Never piss on tree where radioactive lemon grows.”
Wise Tree say, “Never piss-off friendly fox pirate.”

Wise fox say “Never piss on tree where sharp thorn grow.”
Wise Tree say “Never piss off forester’s favorite fox friend.”

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Re: Sitting Comfortably?

Post by Apocraphilia » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:19 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
seani wrote:My tattooist; powerful, psychotic, a perfectionist.

Sobbing, I realise he'll never complete the fractal on my chest.
What a pansy! If it's a fractal, then half the pain is on the imaginary axis. :wink: :D

LOLCLOC. :) *

* (Laughed out loud, co-workers looked on confused.)

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Post by Mikes » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:25 am

‘Is there anybody there?’
Nothing. Then the glass jerked across the board.
One head looked up. ‘OK, who owns Park Lane?’
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!

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