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munsi · Post by **munsi** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:42 pm

Legal Disclaimer: Reading this story causes death in seven days. Sorry for any inconvenience. Regards: Ancient Evil.

pettclan · Post by **pettclan** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:44 pm

From: Alien
To: Humans
You can't even EAT correctly. What makes you think we are going to give you warp drive technology?

Ben Hathaway · Post by **Ben Hathaway** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:34 pm

I had heard that love is blind. Just before my son’s viola recital, I prayed that it was also deaf.

Ben Hathaway · Post by **Ben Hathaway** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:35 pm

The creature clawed and chittered its way across my chalk pentagram. I recoiled. It was a squirrel.

Ben Hathaway · Post by **Ben Hathaway** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:38 pm

A wormhole opened and the stench of old urine seeped through. The graffiti was misspelled as usual.

LizPennies · Post by **LizPennies** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:43 pm

Chlorine is put in our water supply to kill harmful bacterias. Good news, I found arsenic works just as well. Bad news...

Post by **normsherman** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:06 pm

Whoa, Ben Hathaway stepping in with some great twabbling chops! Hopefully jump start more competition.

By the way (preaching to the choir here obviously,) but we kinda prefer submissions to be in this thread rather than creating your own. Much easier to scan these pages than open lots of new individual ones.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:13 am

Ben Hathaway wrote:I had heard that love is blind. Just before my son’s viola recital, I prayed that it was also deaf.

Good one. But, a twabble is 100 characters, not counting spaces. Your salvos are 99 chars total, a technical foul.

You can check the size here.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:16 am

normsherman wrote:By the way (preaching to the choir here obviously,) but we kinda prefer submissions to be in this thread rather than creating your own. Much easier to scan these pages than open lots of new individual ones.

Norm, you can "sticky" this thread, as well as -- perhaps -- a short instructions post.

Also, a moderator can move all the one-shot twabble threads into this one.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:30 am

And while you're there, remember to follow the link to Podcast Alley and VOTE!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:39 am

Meh, Podcast Alley is pretty much irrelevant anymore (their deathmarch began with all the spammotion of Leftist/seditious podcasts).

But, one more voter will get to cast the lucky 100th vote for Drabblecast. :Fireworks Smilie, where are you?:

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:40 am

"This isn't the future I was promised!" he angrily typed, and by morning a billion people around the world had read it...

Earyugo · Post by **Earyugo** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:03 pm

He'd finally done it. Traveled three hours into the future. It took three hours to get the stupid time machine to start.

Mr.Shadowbxre · Post by **Mr.Shadowbxre** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:35 pm

Bill Wilson shot the sheriff and his deputy six times through their eyes. He was using the new repeating rifle after all.

Apocraphilia · Post by **Apocraphilia** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:32 pm

munsi wrote:"This isn't the future I was promised!" he angrily typed, and by morning a billion people around the world had read it...

Subtle, and inspired...

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:08 pm

Strawman's 2012 Slogan:

"What if we weren't the ones we had been waiting for?"

Ben Hathaway · Post by **Ben Hathaway** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:55 am

OK, I acknowedge the technichal foul. Notpad is realy not the best tool for this then, eh?
Just so that I'm still elidgable; here are my last three, re-written with the help of the online tool by 'Algernon Sydney is dead'. Thanks for the claification.

I've heard that love is blind. Before the first note of my son's violin recital, I prayed fervently that it was also deaf.

The creature clawed and chittered its way across my chalk pentagram. I blinked. The squirrel blinked with eyes of fire.

A space-time wormhole creaked open. With the vortex came the stench of old urine. The graffiti was misspelled as usual.

...and here's a couple of new ones for your twabbling pleasure...

At home I have tiny ants that form black rings around any forgotten crumbs. Today they wrote 'HELP US!' so I crushed them.

Have you seen those beetles that get stuck on their shells, feet churning in the air? It turns out they are laughing at us.

I hope I didn't break any rules this time.

Cheers,

Ben.

pfischer · Post by **pfischer** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:24 pm

Mamma bit daddy's head off for cursing. Daddy knows better than to use the C-word. Mamma hates being called Cthulhuoid.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:38 pm

Hee hee.. those are some good ones Ben.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:52 pm

Ben Hathaway wrote:OK, I acknowedge the technichal foul. Notpad is realy not the best tool for this then, eh?
Just so that I'm still elidgable; here are my last three, re-written with the help of the online tool by 'Algernon Sydney is dead'. Thanks for the claification.
... Revised and new twabbles ...

Good stuff.
And apparently your first one was so good that Norm made an exception. See here, here, and here.

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