Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Legal Disclaimer: Reading this story causes death in seven days. Sorry for any inconvenience. Regards: Ancient Evil.
Microparticularized whey protien derived fat substitute
From: Alien
To: Humans
You can't even EAT correctly. What makes you think we are going to give you warp drive technology?
To: Humans
You can't even EAT correctly. What makes you think we are going to give you warp drive technology?
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.
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I had heard that love is blind. Just before my son’s viola recital, I prayed that it was also deaf.
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The creature clawed and chittered its way across my chalk pentagram. I recoiled. It was a squirrel.
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A wormhole opened and the stench of old urine seeped through. The graffiti was misspelled as usual.
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Chlorine is put in our water supply to kill harmful bacterias. Good news, I found arsenic works just as well. Bad news...
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.
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Whoa, Ben Hathaway stepping in with some great twabbling chops! Hopefully jump start more competition.
By the way (preaching to the choir here obviously,) but we kinda prefer submissions to be in this thread rather than creating your own. Much easier to scan these pages than open lots of new individual ones.
By the way (preaching to the choir here obviously,) but we kinda prefer submissions to be in this thread rather than creating your own. Much easier to scan these pages than open lots of new individual ones.
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Good one. But, a twabble is 100 characters, not counting spaces. Your salvos are 99 chars total, a technical foul.Ben Hathaway wrote:I had heard that love is blind. Just before my son’s viola recital, I prayed that it was also deaf.
You can check the size here.
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Norm, you can "sticky" this thread, as well as -- perhaps -- a short instructions post.normsherman wrote:By the way (preaching to the choir here obviously,) but we kinda prefer submissions to be in this thread rather than creating your own. Much easier to scan these pages than open lots of new individual ones.
Also, a moderator can move all the one-shot twabble threads into this one.
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And while you're there, remember to follow the link to Podcast Alley and VOTE!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
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Meh, Podcast Alley is pretty much irrelevant anymore (their deathmarch began with all the spammotion of Leftist/seditious podcasts).
But, one more voter will get to cast the lucky 100th vote for Drabblecast. :Fireworks Smilie, where are you?:
But, one more voter will get to cast the lucky 100th vote for Drabblecast. :Fireworks Smilie, where are you?:
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"This isn't the future I was promised!" he angrily typed, and by morning a billion people around the world had read it...
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He'd finally done it. Traveled three hours into the future. It took three hours to get the stupid time machine to start.
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Bill Wilson shot the sheriff and his deputy six times through their eyes. He was using the new repeating rifle after all.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Subtle, and inspired...munsi wrote:"This isn't the future I was promised!" he angrily typed, and by morning a billion people around the world had read it...
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Strawman's 2012 Slogan:
"What if we weren't the ones we had been waiting for?"
"What if we weren't the ones we had been waiting for?"
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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OK, I acknowedge the technichal foul. Notpad is realy not the best tool for this then, eh?
Just so that I'm still elidgable; here are my last three, re-written with the help of the online tool by 'Algernon Sydney is dead'. Thanks for the claification.
Cheers,
Ben.
Just so that I'm still elidgable; here are my last three, re-written with the help of the online tool by 'Algernon Sydney is dead'. Thanks for the claification.
I've heard that love is blind. Before the first note of my son's violin recital, I prayed fervently that it was also deaf.
The creature clawed and chittered its way across my chalk pentagram. I blinked. The squirrel blinked with eyes of fire.
...and here's a couple of new ones for your twabbling pleasure...A space-time wormhole creaked open. With the vortex came the stench of old urine. The graffiti was misspelled as usual.
At home I have tiny ants that form black rings around any forgotten crumbs. Today they wrote 'HELP US!' so I crushed them.
I hope I didn't break any rules this time.Have you seen those beetles that get stuck on their shells, feet churning in the air? It turns out they are laughing at us.
Cheers,
Ben.
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Mamma bit daddy's head off for cursing. Daddy knows better than to use the C-word. Mamma hates being called Cthulhuoid.
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Hee hee.. those are some good ones Ben.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Good stuff.Ben Hathaway wrote:OK, I acknowedge the technichal foul. Notpad is realy not the best tool for this then, eh?
Just so that I'm still elidgable; here are my last three, re-written with the help of the online tool by 'Algernon Sydney is dead'. Thanks for the claification.
... Revised and new twabbles ...
And apparently your first one was so good that Norm made an exception. See here, here, and here.