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Post by F5iver » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:41 pm

Santa Is My Boyfriend

I’ve got all the presents now. All of them, yours and mine. Leaving out the Love Potion on the mantle was a brilliant idea.

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Post by munsi » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:02 am

When they outlawed violence of every kind, I suspected my life as a crime-fighter was about to become more complicated.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:42 am

Seeing the 3-year-old girl get felt-up at the airport, I remembered that where you GO matters less than where you STAND.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:56 pm

Hastily, he fed the coordinates into the jump drive. He shouldn't waste the fuel but the Arby's was closing in 5 seconds.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Post by DutchessAlyssa » Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:44 am

The rescuers pulled the pretty blond girl from the wreckage. Then she shed her protective outer covering, and ate them.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:21 pm

DutchessAlyssa wrote:The rescuers pulled the pretty blond girl from the wreckage. Then she shed her protective outer covering, and ate them.
Latest episode synopsis of Jersey Housewives
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by normsherman » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:58 pm

DutchessAlyssa wrote:The rescuers pulled the pretty blond girl from the wreckage. Then she shed her protective outer covering, and ate them.
Ha! This is one of my favorites ever
"Give us all some Jelly"

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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:32 pm

Argh! Yet another 1st time poster who shall dominate. I need to capture some forum-ites and drain them of their twitfic essence.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:42 am

normsherman wrote:
DutchessAlyssa wrote:The rescuers pulled the pretty blond girl from the wreckage. Then she shed her protective outer covering, and ate them.
Ha! This is one of my favorites ever
Is it just because it's a metaphor for the typical Eliza-Doolittle-gone-bad / Courtney Love, aide and/or kindness is repaid by Gold-digging treachery, in the midst of highly biased divorce laws story? :)

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Post by munsi » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:47 am

They said it was important to face your fears head on. So, I died alone and helpless. I'm not sure what it accomplished...

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Post by jannypie » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:02 pm

The annual VeganCon made international news after every attendee was eaten by zombies; it had been first on their list.
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Post by strawman » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:32 pm

This is why it's always a good idea to keep a vegan handy in a prominent location.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Fairies

Post by Dairmid » Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:58 pm

uncre8d1 wrote:
babydyke wrote:But--but they don't have wings!
some do!!!

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Re: Angry Mamma

Post by Dairmid » Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:59 pm

This is just too good.

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Re: Hello, Good-Lookin'

Post by Dairmid » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:02 pm

equinlan wrote:Carl vainly admired his grinning reflection in the window until with sudden horror he realized the panes were missing.
I hate it when that happens.

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Re: The Date

Post by Dairmid » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:04 pm

Oh, you know her as well.

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Zen Feminism

Post by Dairmid » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:10 pm

Okay, Grasshopper, one last question. If a tree falls in the forest and there is no man there to hear it, is he still wrong?

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Re: Sprung

Post by Dairmid » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:14 pm

Good thing she she saw only the heels. :)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Dairmid » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:25 pm

When the bear came into our camp, I hurried to put on my shoes. Bob said, "You can't out run a bear!" "Don't need to," I said.

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Post by nevermore_66 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:42 pm

Thirty-two pearly I-love-you-nots. Monomania is polysyllabic love, and I pluck. So in love, I can't hear the screams.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)

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