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The true story

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:41 am

They gazed upon the Emperor's sculpted form, a god among men.
"But he hasn't got anything on!" a girl cried.
Stupid brat.

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It was an accident

Post by Farseeker » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:31 pm

“Pick up!” he pleaded to the phone.

“Hello?” he heard.

“Jill, I –” he began. And then the antimatter containment failed.
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Post by ewagoner » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:18 pm

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but now that they've soaked in vinegar for a few weeks they should hold up just fine.

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Post by Mikes » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:24 pm

People line pews in their thousands to talk to God. You’d think they’d be happier when I talk back.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:42 pm

Mikes wrote:People line pews in their thousands to talk to God. You’d think they’d be happier when I talk back.
Nah, they can't hear you.

More importantly, though hast broken(eth) the commandment...

"Twabbles shall(eth) shall be 5-score characters long.   Neither shall any exceed(eth) that amount. Cursed shall be those that fall(eth) too short!
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Post by munsi » Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:45 am

They call me a monster, but none deny; The tears of innocent children is a WAY healthier alternative to ordinary salt...

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Post by strawman » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:48 am

If God didn't intend them for that, why'd he make the shaker so cute, right?
But I'm not sure I've quite got the hang of the pepper grinder. Messy.
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Post by petrichor » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:43 am

I keep guzzling pills and tea and I'm still coughing so hard I see sparks. Dragons are way harder on the throat than frogs.

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Post by skeletongue » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:56 pm

Our Skin Disintegrator was the most powerful weapon in the galaxy... until we met the Skeletal Bastards from Ossuary 9.
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:15 pm

Jim's living room. Knife in his chest. "Cold Case" on TV.
"You told me it's a show about about beer!" I shout as I walk away.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:13 am

I never understood that line, "A bird in hand is worth two in the bush."
I LIKE bush. And the birds seem to like me in it, too.

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Post by munsi » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:05 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I never understood that line, "A bird in hand is worth two in the bush."
I LIKE bush. And the birds seem to like me in it, too.
....magnificent. everything i want from a twabble :D

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Post by munsi » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:06 am

Over coffee, she admitted she was dreading her thirtieth birthday. Putting the arsenic away, I told her not to worry...

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Post by LizPennies » Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:40 pm

The green skin and magic wasn't what made everyone hate her. But that wicked smell! Turns out, a bath goes a long way in Oz.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.

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Post by LizPennies » Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:46 pm

Day after yearbooks were distributed, only the kids from the voodoo club showed up for class. Hindsight is everything.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.

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Post by Apocraphilia » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:21 pm

The Clockwork Mines
I curse the flywheel as I exhume it from the earth - may it bind and shatter, crippling another of our mechanical masters.

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Post by SgtCrispy » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:55 pm

The angry mob rolled up the hill with pitchforks and torches. Somebody had to pay for what happened to poor Jack and Jill.

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Post by uncre8d1 » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:37 pm

You know, after a while apologizing before killing a man weighs you down. But the Prophet says apologize first. I’m so sorry.
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Post by CLP » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:22 pm

I knew Timmy was destined to be an executive when he got a train set for Christmas. By May he had micromanaged it into ruin.
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:13 am

Cooper’s wealth wasn’t in anything like gold and gems. It was in hogs. Giant, gold-plated, gem-encrusted silver hogs.
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