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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:39 am

Jim shot Sue. Then, relaxing into a trance, he used astral projection to fake an alibi. So, the murder was premeditated.

Travelin Corpse Feet · Post by **Travelin Corpse Feet** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:00 am

“All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,” dad sang. Then a queer look hit him, and he said, “No, wait. I want yours.”

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:09 pm

"What, exactly," the graphic designer asked with barely concealed rage, "is wrong with judging books by their cover?"

CLP · Post by **CLP** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:11 pm

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
And it became suddenly clear
Why I was the single teenager
Sporting a fluffy white beard.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:37 pm

munsi wrote:"What, exactly," the graphic designer asked with barely concealed rage, "is wrong with judging books by their cover?"

If their cover is any good, you never see the one that gets you.

**

**Where's that damn ninja smilie?

Una arborensis · Post by **Una arborensis** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:59 pm

WITH ENEMIES LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?
A true friend is 1 who forgives you for blowing up their compound and apologizes for trying to impale you in retaliation.

VALIDATION
“Com’on, hit me baby!” The ticket taunted salaciously as it slid into the guard’s palm. Rubber smacked. “Yea baby yea!”

SNOWBALL FIGHT
My snowball plops harmlessly in a snow bank at the gunman’s feet. He turns. “What the hell kid?” I hold up the grenade pin.

KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT
The samurai flourished his blade and grinned at the masked man outside his window. He smiled and waved back with his Uzi.

dbennett · Post by **dbennett** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:33 pm

munsi wrote:"What, exactly," the graphic designer asked with barely concealed rage, "is wrong with judging books by their cover?"

How do I vote for these things? This is a good one.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:01 pm

"What's wrong, exactly," asked the graphic designer with barely concealed rage, "with judging books by their cover?"

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:10 pm

strawman wrote:"What's wrong, exactly," asked the graphic designer with barely concealed rage, "with judging books by their cover?"

Said the editor.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:24 pm

Tell the truth to your boss and the truth shall set you free.
Wrong. Seems my boss's "open door policy" was for a trap door.

Betadog · Post by **Betadog** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:15 am

"Hey, want a puppy?"
"Sorry, I'm a cat person."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
My claws retracted when the kid put it back in the box.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:41 am

The 1st ghost showed him Christmas past, the 2nd Christmas present. The 3d dragged him to Hell because it was too late...

leogodin217 · Post by **leogodin217** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:14 pm

The horror movie was in 3D but the real horror was when we killed the director. Who could blame us, it was justifiable, no?

Discodave · Post by **Discodave** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:17 pm

Those damned yellow eyes. When I wake up, while I play, when I hide always staring into my glass tank, it hungers for fish.

Discodave · Post by **Discodave** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:37 pm

As I saw Santa slide into the witches cottage, I realized it wasn't cookies that shook his belly like a bowl full of jelly.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:28 pm

Hee hee..

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:20 pm

Discodave wrote:...it wasn't cookies that shook his belly like a bowl full of jelly.

Have a heaping helping of heathen half-pints?

Welcome aboard!

Discodave · Post by **Discodave** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:38 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Discodave wrote:...it wasn't cookies that shook his belly like a bowl full of jelly.
Have a heaping helping of heathen half-pints?

Welcome aboard!

Thats the idea, thanks for the welcome, merry christmas.

TerenceJrock · Post by **TerenceJrock** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:00 pm

Siana was gone and he stood nervously. The angels spoke into his mind an unearthly query, "Will you be our mascot today?"

TerenceJrock · Post by **TerenceJrock** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:14 pm

"Bow wow" the master said to his pet dog. He was knocked out and woke up dazed. The dog stood loomed in a lab coat, "Bow wow?"

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