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Post by uncre8d1 » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:33 pm

How can she so attract? Any who get close fall, and burn for it. I fell, and the glare from the port tells me I'm burning too.
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Post by uncre8d1 » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:38 pm

I've written many letters to you. I burned them all. Telling you would only destroy the world - and then where would we be?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by groomporter » Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:04 pm

Urban explorers discover London sewers are infested with slithy toves that had been flushed after biting their owners
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Plenty of batteries included

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:24 pm

In the cruelest joke ever played on Mr. Cobb, a custom version of those levitating magnet toys, Fischer had his revenge.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:41 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:In the cruelest joke ever played on Mr. Cobb, a custom version of those levitating magnet toys, Fischer had his revenge.
I don't get it. I want to get it. hmmm Fischer-Price... hrrrmm who's Cobb though?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:00 pm

Consider it an Inception, fan-fic.

That you did not recognize the Movie immediately, saddens and sickens me! Join the herd; it's warm in there. :wink:

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:12 pm

Ah, haven't seen Inception yet. I was just too embarrassed to say that I didn't get it. Now I feel better.
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Post by strawman » Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:12 pm

I really enjoyed Inception, although how they managed to get an entire cast and crew who understood it well enough to make it speaks volumes about Hollywood drug use.

But I still don't get the drabble, ASID.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:36 pm

strawman wrote:But I still don't get the drabble, ASID.
Well, then you missed some key (and to everyone in my office, very obvious) points. (Or the twabble sucks, but I vote for the former.)

Since, apparently, a few people here have not seen this very awesome, right up a drabblecaster's alley, Film; I will not spoil it.

PS: I am quite used to some (or many) people not getting my twabbles. *Sigh*. They tell me that's the rule whenever more than one person is communicating, no matter the method.

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Post by strawman » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:39 am

Okay, good explanation. Didn't connect levitating magnetic toy with the top.
Did you catch the dreidle reference in "Twas the Night"?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:57 am

You mean Norm's version? Yeah it was patently obvious. If you mean Clement Clarke Moore's version, then I'm pretty sure that things Jewish were not appropriate in a poem fit for respectable society. :)

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Post by nowicki1283 » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:54 pm

Tragedy averted! The cult’s mass suicide attempt was again thwarted by their unquestioning adherence to homeopathy.

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Post by strawman » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:54 pm

What is death but a giant RESET button?
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Post by cje » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:47 am

She gazed around the bloody ice hut with glee as she threw the foot into the hole. He won't be yelling for fresh bait again.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:49 am

cje wrote:She gazed around the bloody ice hut with glee as she threw the foot into the hole. He won't be yelling for fresh bait again.
Welcome cje! Remind me not to take you fishing.
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Post by munsi » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:13 pm

I truly did love her, more even than I loved myself. Well, as much as I loved myself. Nearly as much. Quite a bit, anyway...

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:09 pm

Olivia, an entomologist, pinned her foster son to cardboard and applied formaldehyde -- showing him a moth-er's love.

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Post by SgtCrispy » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:23 pm

The moment after I had pulled the cord on my backpack, I realized I should have never gone with B.Bunny brand parachutes.

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Post by Mikes » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:33 pm

SgtCrispy wrote:The moment after I had pulled the cord on my backpack, I realized I should have never gone with B.Bunny brand parachutes.
:lol:
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:34 pm

SgtCrispy wrote:The moment after I had pulled the cord on my backpack, I realized I should have never gone with B.Bunny brand parachutes.
Ah, but you died laughing?
Or did you have the silly thing in reverse?
But don't worry; you'll stand there perfectly fine. Just don't look down. :)

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