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Post by SynapticJam » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:44 pm

I'm available. I know this because my calendar says I am. Freedom. I have freedom! Incoming Appointment Request: Damn.
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:56 pm

Modern medicine had finally pushed the evolution of disease too far: the flesh-eating virus now had a fun cooking show.
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Post by SynapticJam » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:30 pm

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:the flesh-eating virus now had a fun cooking show.
Watched the new cooking show? Now read the exciting new magazine "NF!" and on Broadway - "Necrotizing Fasciitis 90210"
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Post by SynapticJam » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:34 pm

SynapticJam wrote:
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Modern medicine had finally pushed the evolution of disease too far: the flesh-eating virus now had a fun cooking show.
Watched the new cooking show? Now read the exciting new magazine "NF!" and on Broadway - "Necrotizing Fasciitis 90210"
This could be a great Twabble String! Any more 100 character goodies to add? What's more fun then flesh eating diseases? <-- 100char of course...
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Post by strawman » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:01 pm

I see cow scientists teaming up with Cow Rotary clubs to eradicate homo sapiens, the leading bovine flesh eating disease.
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Post by strawman » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:15 pm

Cow and Hen chased by Man. Hen stops to don sneakers.
Cow: "Think you can outrun him?"
Hen: Nope. I just need to outrun you.
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Post by SynapticJam » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:25 pm

strawman wrote:Cow and Hen chased by Man. Hen stops to don sneakers.
Cow: "Think you can outrun him?"
Hen: Nope. I just need to outrun you.
Nice twist on the meme. Like it!
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:39 am

Lenny, my black-market cheese source, wasn't answering his phone. I started to worry- did Big Parma finally catch him?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:13 am

"Holly carp!" A cheesy twabble from TBaker and a twabble from Strawman (plus a missive that was only a few characters off).

That, plus Japan, plus the huge moon a-come'n, all while Obama plays golf. It's the apocalypse, I tells ya!

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:40 am

Hey, I even had a twabble read by Norm long, long ago. Way before youngsters like yourself showed up and started writing useful sizing tools. (And raised the bar)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:02 am

Norman didn't count his chickens before they hatched. So, he failed to buy enough feed in time. He lost all of his chicks.

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Post by SynapticJam » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:19 pm

Kevin Bacon
A Few Good Men
Jack Nicholson
The Bucket List
Morgan Freeman
Shawshank
Tim Robins
Mystic River
Kevin Bacon!
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Post by SynapticJam » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:47 pm

Old pictures on the wall. The past come again to haunt the present. Thoughts of what might have been. Gone, forever lost.
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Post by jay4 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:17 am

Old teeth wobbled as he spoke to me,
"Have you ever asked; if time slows as you move faster, what happens if you slow down?"

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Post by SynapticJam » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:20 pm

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Post by thebucket » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:29 pm

"Sun rose twice today, hmm? Probably going to take a week in the shop. Cost about $2000."

Sigh. I hate quantum mechanics.

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Post by SynapticJam » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:44 pm

thebucket wrote:"Sun rose twice today, hmm? Probably going to take a week in the shop. Cost about $2000."

Sigh. I hate quantum mechanics.
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Post by noctem93 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:44 pm

I wonder if anyone will see my lonely twabble on page 116...
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“This WILL hurt,” I said.
The screams began before the first cut. Never underestimate the power of a well placed threat.
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<<<insert pithy signature comment here>>>

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Post by noctem93 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:59 pm

And another, with Halloween in mind. Yes, I'm aware its only St Patty's Day...

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I reached in the bowl of peeled grapes, popped one in my mouth; bit down. It was OK, but not nearly as good as a real eyeball.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:28 pm

noctem93 wrote:I wonder if anyone will see my lonely twabble on page 116...
'Tis a desolate, dangerous life for a twabble. We cast them into the wind and most are ignored or spat upon. But you can rest assured that many a jaundiced eye tracks them, hungrily -- Looking for a weakness or a straying too far from the flock.

See, also, "Post Twabbles in the Post Twabbles thread please!" from Norm.

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