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Post by SynapticJam » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:42 pm

He thought he was so funny. He thought they were good natured jibes. Then I took off my prosthetic leg and beat him with it!
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Post by PureChance » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:49 pm

He slunk between the server stacks: ghosts he could handle, but no-one had warned him about the zombies in the machines!
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Post by SynapticJam » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:12 pm

PureChance wrote:He slunk between the server stacks: ghosts he could handle, but no-one had warned him about the zombies in the machines!
Spoken like a true admin. It's weird when the cd trays start sliding out by themselves...
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:25 pm

The fool railed about spaces between sentences, but could cite no studies nor facts, only lame authority.     So I shot him.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:07 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:That's so Wong.
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Post by HR_Duff_n_Stuff » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:30 am

The Original Chewer of Sinnery

Abel dead at his feet, Adam's eyes bulged, Shatneresque, as he bellowed
'CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNN!'


This was inspired by a random Flikr post that I think I saw on BoingBoing a while back
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:33 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The fool railed about spaces between sentences, but could cite no studies nor facts, only lame authority.     So I shot him.
Twabbles don't count spaces.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:38 am

HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote:Abel dead at his feet, Adam's eyes bulged, Shatneresque, as he bellowed
'CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNN!'
It was Abel's fault. He shouldn't have worn that red fig leaf.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:46 am

tbaker2500 wrote:Twabbles don't count spaces.
No, but the same morons who gave us full-justified text blocks and gray-on-gray fonts (sized at 9px !!), are now foolishly saying that the "debate is over" and "the 'Science' is settled" about having a proper number of spaces between sentences (Three, non-breaking spaces, thank you very much).

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:49 am

Yea, I got. Had even read the tweet! :-)
I thought it was a pretty good humor article.
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Post by Tesseract » Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:09 am

PureChance wrote:He slunk between the server stacks: ghosts he could handle, but no-one had warned him about the zombies in the machines!
Frell, there's no way I'm going in to my garage tonight. The server towers just gained a lot more malace.
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Post by munsi » Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:46 am

The secret to the perfect crime is to genuinely not care who it is you kill. So... trust me when I say; This isn't personal.

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Post by Poppydragon » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:31 am

The cheek of it the eyeball thought, as finally free of its socket it began to slide and ooze downwards towards the floor.

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Post by SynapticJam » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:24 pm

Drip, drip, drip. Apparently, unlike sarcasm, abject deference and fawning doesn't sizzle, it just sits there sadly.
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Post by SynapticJam » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:50 pm

I was so happy with that last Twabble I just had to pull another one out of 'someplace'. Pull from where? Read on my friend.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:33 pm

hee hee...
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Post by Poppydragon » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:54 pm

Couldn't resist

Don't dis the Proctologist, without him you may not get to the bottom of your problem, at least he can put his finger on it.

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Post by Poppydragon » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:08 pm

Brushing soil from the skull with his metal fingers he wondered how something as fragile as this could have created him?

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Post by strawman » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:12 pm

And thus were sown the seeds of the Robot Creationist vs. Robot Evolutionist holocaust.
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Post by Poppydragon » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:54 pm

The Evolutionist said Sinclair begat Amstrad which begat Microsoft, strangely enough the Creationist said the same.

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