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SynapticJam · Post by **SynapticJam** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:42 pm

He thought he was so funny. He thought they were good natured jibes. Then I took off my prosthetic leg and beat him with it!

PureChance · Post by **PureChance** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:49 pm

He slunk between the server stacks: ghosts he could handle, but no-one had warned him about the zombies in the machines!

SynapticJam · Post by **SynapticJam** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:12 pm

PureChance wrote:He slunk between the server stacks: ghosts he could handle, but no-one had warned him about the zombies in the machines!

Spoken like a true admin. It's weird when the cd trays start sliding out by themselves...

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:25 pm

The fool railed about spaces between sentences, but could cite no studies nor facts, only lame authority. So I shot him.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:07 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:That's so Wong.

2 Wong's don't make a wight....

HR_Duff_n_Stuff · Post by **HR_Duff_n_Stuff** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:30 am

The Original Chewer of Sinnery

Abel dead at his feet, Adam's eyes bulged, Shatneresque, as he bellowed
'CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNN!'

This was inspired by a random Flikr post that I think I saw on BoingBoing a while back
http://www.flickr.com/photos/squidnews/3200285750/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:33 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The fool railed about spaces between sentences, but could cite no studies nor facts, only lame authority. So I shot him.

Twabbles don't count spaces.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:38 am

HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote:Abel dead at his feet, Adam's eyes bulged, Shatneresque, as he bellowed
'CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNN!'

It was Abel's fault. He shouldn't have worn that red fig leaf.
Welcome aboard!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:46 am

tbaker2500 wrote:Twabbles don't count spaces.

No, but the same morons who gave us full-justified text blocks and gray-on-gray fonts (sized at 9px !!), are now foolishly saying that the "debate is over" and "the 'Science' is settled" about having a proper number of spaces between sentences (Three, non-breaking spaces, thank you very much).

Reference: Slate via some guy's twitter.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:49 am

Yea, I got. Had even read the tweet!

I thought it was a pretty good humor article.

Tesseract · Post by **Tesseract** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:09 am

PureChance wrote:He slunk between the server stacks: ghosts he could handle, but no-one had warned him about the zombies in the machines!

Frell, there's no way I'm going in to my garage tonight. The server towers just gained a lot more malace.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:46 am

The secret to the perfect crime is to genuinely not care who it is you kill. So... trust me when I say; This isn't personal.

Poppydragon · Post by **Poppydragon** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:31 am

The cheek of it the eyeball thought, as finally free of its socket it began to slide and ooze downwards towards the floor.

SynapticJam · Post by **SynapticJam** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:24 pm

Drip, drip, drip. Apparently, unlike sarcasm, abject deference and fawning doesn't sizzle, it just sits there sadly.

SynapticJam · Post by **SynapticJam** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:50 pm

I was so happy with that last Twabble I just had to pull another one out of 'someplace'. Pull from where? Read on my friend.

They say if you see three assholes in a row, the fourth is in the mirror. Unless of course, you happen to be a Proctologist.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:33 pm

hee hee...

Poppydragon · Post by **Poppydragon** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:54 pm

Couldn't resist

Don't dis the Proctologist, without him you may not get to the bottom of your problem, at least he can put his finger on it.

Poppydragon · Post by **Poppydragon** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:08 pm

Brushing soil from the skull with his metal fingers he wondered how something as fragile as this could have created him?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:12 pm

And thus were sown the seeds of the Robot Creationist vs. Robot Evolutionist holocaust.

Poppydragon · Post by **Poppydragon** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:54 pm

The Evolutionist said Sinclair begat Amstrad which begat Microsoft, strangely enough the Creationist said the same.

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