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Post by munsi » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:32 pm

Attn Lab: Dr. Thomas will be leaving our employ to work on his time machine. We wish him the best in his future endeavours.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:53 pm

munsi wrote:Attn Lab: Dr. Thomas will be leaving our employ to work on his time machine. We wish him the best in his future endeavours.
Groan.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:11 pm

He wanted to love her to his heart's content.
She said it would last to his wallet's extent.

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Post by AJHunter » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:51 am

munsi wrote:Attn Lab: Dr. Thomas will be leaving our employ to work on his time machine. We wish him the best in his future endeavours.
I do love a good pun. Literally. I'm stalking several right now.

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Post by SynapticJam » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:04 pm

Drowning. Can there be any worse way to die? You can't hold your breath any longer. Your lungs pull deeply. Desperately.
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Post by SynapticJam » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:36 pm

SynapticJam wrote:Drowning. Can there be any worse way to die? You can't hold your breath any longer. Your lungs pull deeply. Desperately.

That was waaaaay too dark... sorry about that folks...

And now, for something completely different...

He watched the bouncing bubbles as they danced before his eyes. Who could have known coed badminton would be so much fun?
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Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:25 pm

We cured it. We simply didn’t know. When the eldest races struck, twelve twisted kids lived. See, polio was the vaccine.
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Post by awgifford » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:34 am

There's art in murder. A slice by night; a highway shooting gallery. Murder is beautiful, and you'll be my masterpiece.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:46 am

awgifford wrote:There's art in murder. A slice by night; a highway shooting gallery. Murder is beautiful, and you'll be my masterpiece.
Uh, welcome aboard. I think.

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Post by awgifford » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:51 am

A fire raged across the city of Chicago. Everyone blamed a cow. That strikes me as funny. Now, has anyone seen my matches?

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:54 am

SynapticJam wrote:
SynapticJam wrote:Drowning. Can there be any worse way to die? You can't hold your breath any longer. Your lungs pull deeply. Desperately.

That was waaaaay too dark... sorry about that folks...

And now, for something completely different...

He watched the bouncing bubbles as they danced before his eyes. Who could have known coed badminton would be so much fun?
Ewww, yes, dark. When I was 15 I Almost, and I mean f***in almost drowned, the bouncing bubbles dancing before my eyes as the watery ceiling sparkled 10 feet above me in the fast running current. (So close, I've never really been sure that the time since then hasn't just been an oxygen deprivation fueled fantasy world...)

As far as co-ed badminton goes, that's a no-brainer. I heart boobies.
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:18 pm

munsi wrote:Attn Lab: Dr. Thomas will be leaving our employ to work on his time machine. We wish him the best in his future endeavours.
That was brilliant.

“Snatch the pebble from my hARGH!”

The master looked to his now truncated arm.

The novice shrugged. “Okay, so what now?”
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:45 pm

Posted this on to my Twitter feed a little while ago but the formatting kind of ruined it.


“Gentlemen, we’ve a new element: Micronium!”
The scientists gasped.
“Now on your knees. It fell into the goddamn rug.”

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:22 am

Hee hee. That would also work with springonium.
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Post by CRyan » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:45 am

The thing I found in my trash spoke. "You can tell a lot about a person by what they throw away. I know all... about... you."

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:56 am

CRyan wrote:The thing I found in my trash spoke. "You can tell a lot about a person by what they throw away. I know all... about... you."
Bah, the local eco-Nazis have been keeping dossiers for years.
Once, I didn't peel the label off a can when I recycled it... :? :( ...

Anyway, Welcome aboard!

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:20 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Once, I didn't peel the label off a can when I recycled it... :? :( ...
You're supposed to do this? I've never done this. Wonder if I should be worried.

Then again my apartment complex didn't even have a recycling program until last year. We threw out a lot of stuff with that tiny stylized triangle on it.
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Sea our doom, not the ocean but a swamp.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:05 am

The oceans died a year ago
As Pols slandered and killed an industry.
But no one told the oceans;
It was one big lie, you see.

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Re: Sea our doom, not the ocean but a swamp.

Post by SynapticJam » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:35 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The oceans died a year ago
As Pols slandered and killed an industry.
But no one told the oceans;
It was one big lie, you see.
Nice introspective twabble. Like it.
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Post by strawman » Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:15 pm

After God realized that whatever He spoke came into being, liability concerns caused Him to become somewhat taciturn.
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