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Post by NoNotRogov » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:33 pm

In the twelfth year of his reign, King Yozrik declared a Short Tax; sparking the horror of Halfling-Gnomish Rebellion.
All us perks who got our brains skew-fried, would carry inside till the day we true-died, a distributed web of spurting nerve gaps, that made us want to rhyme out our urb raps - RiboFunk, Paul Di Filippo

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Re: One Chance at Freedom

Post by ChrisSims » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:34 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
Ha! I love it.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by freeman0 » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:12 pm

"This waffle," she said, setting the food on my table, "is brought to you by IKEA -furnishing all your breakfast needs."

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by freeman0 » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:15 pm

NoNotRogov wrote:In the twelfth year of his reign, King Yozrik declared a Short Tax; sparking the horror of Halfling-Gnomish Rebellion.
This just near made my day!

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Breakfast of Champions

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 02, 2011 2:18 am

Morning.
Up in the crack of Dawn
I loved me breakfast melons.
Soon the kid's bus was gone
And me family pride was swellin'.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Mon May 02, 2011 2:23 am

Oh dear. Even ASID is affected by spring.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Wed May 04, 2011 1:14 am

Sort of a two-parter here.

Mars needed moms. He’d fed the last of the dads to his latest pet war, a stymied affair in Troy. Moms were all that was left.

The moms of Greece were formed into ranks. But what to call them?
“Ladies,” Mars said. “You’re now the Army of the Undad.”
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed May 04, 2011 2:30 am

I can't decide whether this is awful enough to qualify for "campy". No, actually I think it's on the next level after campy. You just know we're about to get "Mars Needs Little Brothers".
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 04, 2011 2:46 am

It's not campy, it's commercial. He found the ladies on Amazon. :wink:

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SgtCrispy » Thu May 05, 2011 5:17 am

I sit here silently, waiting for my eyes to adjust to dark. I clench my knife tight, praying that it doesn't know I'm here.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 05, 2011 5:32 am

SgtCrispy wrote:I sit here silently, waiting for my eyes to adjust to dark. I clench my knife tight, praying that it doesn't know I'm here.
Expecting those pesky IRS agents, eh?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu May 05, 2011 2:52 pm

Also dropped this one onto my Twitter feed.

Only after the razor’d cut into my throat did I realize the barber’s sign held no mistake: “Shave and a haircut, to bits.”
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu May 05, 2011 3:27 pm

Clever.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Post by NoNotRogov » Thu May 05, 2011 9:51 pm

Screaming "DEATH AND TAXES" we charged the Libertarian stronghold of Heinlein-12. No quarter would be given, or sold.
All us perks who got our brains skew-fried, would carry inside till the day we true-died, a distributed web of spurting nerve gaps, that made us want to rhyme out our urb raps - RiboFunk, Paul Di Filippo

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Post by munsi » Mon May 09, 2011 5:13 am

"Until you've tried my flan, you haven't lived!"

"Dude, too soon."

...outside the walls, the Zombies moaned hungrily.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 09, 2011 5:23 am

She fills my heart
With very special things
With angel songs
With wild imaginings.
But hearts need blood.
She killed me.

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The Beast

Post by archangel » Thu May 12, 2011 11:45 am

Behold the beast. Its bare teeth glinting. Its large eyes outstaring even Medusa. Hear it roar when I turn the ignition.

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Cake

Post by archangel » Thu May 12, 2011 1:32 pm

Smurf cake filling: cream, apricots. Top with white chocolate.
She looked up to the shredder full of terrified smurfs.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu May 12, 2011 5:16 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She fills my heart
With very special things
With angel songs
With wild imaginings.
But hearts need blood.
She killed me.
Great concept;
abrupt stop = crash landing?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: Cake

Post by strawman » Thu May 12, 2011 5:20 pm

archangel wrote:Smurf cake filling: cream, apricots. Top with white chocolate.
She looked up to the shredder full of terrified smurfs.
You got to terrify them first. Releases the smurf adrenelin juice that produces the prized blueness.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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