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Re: A Lovely Day for a Hike

Post by MattMooreWrites » Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:31 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MattMooreWrites wrote:Seeing blood splattered across the trail, I recall those stories of a mad woodsman. For a second, I wonder if I'm in dang-
Ah, the old classic: "It’s behind you! Hurry before it" story. Congrats on your twitfic rite of passage!
But no worry for our hero. It was just an ax-cident. He wasn't really "jacked" in the woods by a lumber-worker. :)
Thanks ASiD. Trying to play with the format. Telling a whole story in 100 characters is a challenge, so what if I wasn't able to tell the whole story? Though using a dash as one of the 100 characters might be a cheat.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:07 pm

Its hard to finish a story with an ax in your back.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by MattMooreWrites » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:07 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Its hard to finish a story with an ax in your back.
I was picturing more in the back of the skull.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by squidbeastie » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:28 pm

3am work, sausage roll, full moon.
My love she's lost to her soldier boy.
I salute them with the bottle,
Then take up the gun.
When they said repent, repent.
I wonder what they meant .

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:13 am

The girl zombies wanted Jim. They loved how he shambled; the melodic buzzing about him. Yes, Jim had animal maggot-ism.

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Sorry for the necro post.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:26 am

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Mikes wrote:I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.
That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.
You do realize that this is the whiny little bitch version of Skynet. It's only 192 years!! (He's using binary numbers like a proper AI.)

What kind of genocidal, technological nightmare can't even last 192 years?! Sheesh.

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BBQ for me and YOU

Post by noctem93 » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:42 pm

Eating human was easy. A little tough, but we don't taste all that bad. The hard part, I think, was finding a decent sauce.
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Re: BBQ for me and YOU

Post by strawman » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:35 pm

noctem93 wrote:Eating human was easy. A little tough, but we don't taste all that bad. The hard part, I think, was finding a decent sauce.
Most folks just don't know how to cook 'em. My uncle used to slow roast overnight at 200°F, and the meat would fall right off the bone, cut with a fork. Have you ever tried Chinese mustard in Raspberry compote? That'll take your breath away!
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You lookin' at me?!?

Post by noctem93 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:16 pm

“You'se guys ain't got no class” the mobster sneered at us; but his velour track suit told me he was no fashion authority.
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Rain forest food chain

Post by zedaysi » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:48 pm

The Predator squealed, dropped the Austrian and fled into the jungle. Tarzan ululated again and set off in hot pursuit.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:27 pm

An army marches on its stomach?
"They" had huge stomachs -- And tentacles, beaks & acid.
We few survivors ran on our feet!

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Eyes

Post by noctem93 » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:16 pm

I was in a beholder kinda mood.
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I think we've all heard the old saying that "beauty is in the eye of the Beholder", but what the hell is that in its mouth?!?

-or-

Beauty may be in the eye of the Beholder, but its my foot that will be planted firmly in that many-eyed monstrosity's ass.
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and MORE eyes

Post by noctem93 » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:30 pm

I have always felt like someone is watching me; so I bought this canister of pepper spray for next time I get that feeling.

<not still intentionally on the Beholder kick, but it did get me to thinking about eyes...>
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Foxfyre Recluse » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:39 am

Take a magnetic leap of faith; jump from the skyline into the ocean’s eye. In sapphire deep, turn the dial, compass rose.
Umm... left then right

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In defense of the vacuum

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:38 pm

Hee hee..
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:54 pm

whs
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Zerth » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:04 pm

Pillars of salt, anthrax and hailstones filled with fire. Now; party food. God really mellowed out after he had a child.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:42 pm

Zerth wrote:Pillars of salt, anthrax and hailstones filled with fire. Now; party food. God really mellowed out after he had a child.
:lol:
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by olivaw » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:19 pm

Prolixity causes spontaneous gargantuanism in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

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