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French-bread on french-bread action

Post by jay4 » Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:41 pm

In Sainsbury's. A guy just hit me with a stick of bread. So I picked one up and hit him back. Violence. Baguettes violence.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:10 pm

jay4 wrote:In Sainsbury's. A guy just hit me with a stick of bread. So I picked one up and hit him back. Violence. Baguettes violence.
Still, "Better bread, than dead!"

"The victim had a pastry complexion."

"The suspect was loafing all day, spouting half-baked ideas, he was on a roll..."

"I told Pierre, 'Donut antagonize him', but he sconed my advice, and then he was toast!"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:17 am

* DC Committee grits its teeth and hunkers down as it is pelted with golfball-sized hailish puns. *
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by HR_Duff_n_Stuff » Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:32 am

Alpha Male Casting Call, Take 2.

In the parallel universe
Roddenberry cast Adam West while the Batman lead went to Shatner.
The shows, to us, identical.



I'd noticed often enough that, along with the self-aware woodenness, both Shatner and West have that disturbing erratic rising-pitch to their delivery that sounds like when you spin an LP record backwards by hand, looking for messages from Santa, er, Satan.

As time has passed, I've found it disturbingly easy to imagine one of them in the opposite role, chewing up dialog about Corbomite hull plating, or the Joker's plot to turn Gotham reservoir to jelly.

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Post by munsi » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:55 pm

Mr. Davies, I can't stress this enough; The only cure is NOT "more cowbell". If we don't start treatment now, you'll die.

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Tales of Middle-Land

Post by zedaysi » Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:38 pm

A crash disrupted Sauron and Lord Foul's civil union. "Don't exchange rings!" cried a leper as hobbits surged forward.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by carwx » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:04 pm

Is there a place to post twabbles that have an adult theme to them anymore?

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:27 am

carwx wrote:Is there a place to post twabbles that have an adult theme to them anymore?
Not really. It was deemed too controversial. I'm sure you could direct message it to Algernon Sydney is Dead for critique, tho. :-)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:52 am

We done run that particular sheriff off.

But does anyone else think it's very F***ed up when we can post all day about mayhem, murder, cannibals, monsters etc. ... But one little "nip-slip" and it's off to the gulag!

(But it is fun seeing how many double and triple entendres we can slip past Strawman. :wink: )

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:06 am

Yes, I do think it's pretty messed up.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by carwx » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:23 pm

It was firm, almost hard, and dark red, nearly purple in color. I slowly slid it into my mouth, and bit down. I love grapes.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:48 pm

Hee hee...
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:42 pm

I'm caught in a trap.
I can't walk out.
Because suspicious mimes have nabbed me.
Baby, why can't you see
the box around me?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:03 pm

Sorry, ASID.
We can't go on together with suspicious mimes.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:19 am

:)

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Post by CRyan » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:59 pm

As the day mutters to itself beneath its watchful eye, the night whispers, issuing secret missives to those who listen.

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Post by CRyan » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:07 pm

The King's crown fell, clattering. Outside the throne room a once raging battle waned. Power is passed to those near it.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:12 am

CRyan wrote:As the day mutters to itself beneath its watchful eye, the night whispers, issuing secret missives to those who listen.
Nice!
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Post by munsi » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:25 am

The pen's said to be mightier than the sword. We'll see. I choose my weapon and charge forward, to slay my writer's block.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by j-m » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:39 am

Of all my siege-engine inventions,
The Meatball catapult was least effective.
Turns out, they're supposed to starve.

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