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Post by Althalas » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:21 am

The monster was stirring, straining against his abdomen in a horrible need. Soon he would give in to it….he would go pee.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:28 am

Althalas wrote:The monster was stirring, straining against his abdomen in a horrible need. Soon he would give in to it….he would go pee.
Good one!
And sneaky use of a special character to make the length requirement. I suppose if Twitter allows it...

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:56 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Althalas wrote:The monster was stirring, straining against his abdomen in a horrible need. Soon he would give in to it….he would go pee.
Good one!
And sneaky use of a special character to make the length requirement. I suppose if Twitter allows it...

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Post by Althalas » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:10 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Althalas wrote:The monster was stirring, straining against his abdomen in a horrible need. Soon he would give in to it….he would go pee.
Good one!
And sneaky use of a special character to make the length requirement. I suppose if Twitter allows it...

Welcome aboard!
I used the multi dots to force a pause. I actually had to cut down from 180 characters to get it right. :)

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:36 am

Scene of the crime: The Kitchen. The body had been recently removed. All that was left was a chalk outline of the cricket.
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Post by strawman » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:15 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:Scene of the crime: The Kitchen. The body had been recently removed. All that was left was a chalk outline of the cricket.
This is a good example of the character limit syndrome. Surely 'cockroach' or 'spider' would have been more sympathetic choices for a corpus delecti. But they survive as witnesses rather than victims because poor old Jimminy has 7 letters.

I wonder: Was he wishing upon a star when the hammer came down?
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:45 pm

Nah, this was a true story except for the chalk. I just don't write good.

Who knew that crickets had some many internal organs?
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Post by munsi » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:17 pm

I believe that it's better to be feared than be loved. An opinion that, admittedly, has lead to some weird blind dates...

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Post by arikb » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:11 pm

The last deity watched his believers do his bidding and turn away from all the other gods... and he was very afraid.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:03 pm

arikb wrote:The last deity watched his believers do his bidding and turn away from all the other gods... and he was very afraid.
Interesting.

Alas, Length Nazi reminds us that twabbles must be exactly 100 characters, not counting spaces. You can check with this tool.

Other than that, welcome aboard!

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:18 pm

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:08 am

I am my momma's golden boy; she sold me for a gold coin.
My buyer taught me agony & monstrous sadism.
Time to pay momma back.

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Post by strawman » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:09 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I am my momma's golden boy; she sold me for a gold coin.
My buyer taught me agony & monstrous sadism.
Time to pay momma back.
Ah, yes. Circle of Life. :)
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Post by munsi » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:21 pm

Step 1) Die on the cross as an expression of love for humanity, cleansing mankind of it's sin.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:58 am

"Gulliver's bad trip"
The Lilliput army swarmed over Gulliver's prone form like so many ants, with many legs, antennae, and razor mandibles.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:48 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:"Gulliver's bad trip"
The Lilliput army swarmed over Gulliver's prone form like so many ants, with many legs, antennae, and razor mandibles.
Oh that's not good. Not good at all.
GET THEM OFF ME! GET EM OFF ME!!!!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:11 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:"Gulliver's bad trip"
Good-ish title. But I'm partial to "Gulliver's Travails".

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Post by strawman » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:40 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:"Gulliver's bad trip"
Good-ish title. But I'm partial to "Gulliver's Travails".
But then you'd miss the swirling colors, man. The swirling kaleidoscope colors!
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Post by Optimus B » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:40 pm

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