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Re: Then she asked for a divorce

Post by Melissa » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:41 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Yes, it's kinda creepy, but every time I tried to tell you, I could only babble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.
Well... go on then.

No, I mean, this is totes adorbs.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Melissa » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:43 am

The barking never stopped. My mind turned to mush. Now that brain-eating aliens have taken over, I'm in the bargain bin.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Melissa » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:43 am

Man, I wish that rhymed.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:40 am

I love you, I truly do.
You are the perfect beer to my roofie, and you don't like the cops.
Now please untie me, sweetheart.

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Silly Girl

Post by Melissa » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:31 pm

"I need more time to think", she cried, so we brought her to the beach. We put her in our little boat and pushed it out to sea.

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CAAAKE!

Post by Melissa » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:39 pm

There were bodies everywhere, shouting, squealing. Above it all, one angry yell, "There is enough cake for everyone!"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:13 pm

I have a 7 year old daughter, too.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:03 pm

You are a mother of small children, aren't you?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Melissa » Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:34 am

Nope, but I do have two little brothers. They're always yelling strange things over there. One of my other favorites is the following, but imagine it full of rage and accusation, "Why... is Mario... wet?!"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:25 am

Bo waded through the mangled body parts and scattered office supplies to his cubicle. He really hated Casualty Friday.

edit: ASID appeased
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:16 am

Bo! Hiss!

(That is, "casualty" should be capitalized as it's part of a proper name.)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:31 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Bo waded through the mangled body parts and scattered office supplies to his cubicle. He really hated casualty Friday.
Hee hee..
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:34 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Bo! Hiss!

(That is, "casualty" should be capitalized as it's part of a proper name.)
At least it's 100 character compliant. :-)
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Post by munsi » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:40 am

"INXS was right! Words ARE weapons sharper than knives!" She said, brandishing a knife, "Here, allow me to show you..."

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by drfromhell » Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:44 am

The ice on my lid disappears slowly as the sunlight hits the cold, rotten skull. They will find me this summer. They must!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:59 am

drfromhell wrote:The ice on my lid disappears slowly as the sunlight hits the cold, rotten skull. They will find me this summer. They must!
Even if they don't, you've still got internet service. That's some thing, eh? :wink:

Welcome aboard!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:05 am

Oh? You don't disagree that you shouldn't abhor a story absent the scorn of confusing inversions of negative logic; no?



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Post by drfromhell » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:24 pm

I am an artist. Brown, Yellow, Black and Red spread thick and uneven around my workplace. A true artist and a bad surgeon.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:26 pm

Thank you, doctor from hell. It is good to hear from Romania. I have a feeling you might give Portland a run for its money.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:13 am

strawman wrote:Thank you, doctor from hell. It is good to hear from Romania. I have a feeling you might give Portland a run for its money.
Blasphemy!
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