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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:32 pm

strawman wrote:
Mikes wrote:Put bins out? Check. Answering machine on? Check. Pick up wallet? Check. House alarm on? Check. Put on pants? ....damn.
Okay, who didn't wonder where the hell he put his wallet?
That's not his wallet, Strawman.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:19 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:
strawman wrote:
Mikes wrote:Put bins out? Check. Answering machine on? Check. Pick up wallet? Check. House alarm on? Check. Put on pants? ....damn.
Okay, who didn't wonder where the hell he put his wallet?
That's not his wallet, Strawman.
I see. Just his Mastercard, then. Guess it really IS accepted everywhere.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Mikes » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:23 pm

strawman wrote:
Mikes wrote:Put bins out? Check. Answering machine on? Check. Pick up wallet? Check. House alarm on? Check. Put on pants? ....damn.
Okay, who didn't wonder where the hell he put his wallet?
Where I come from if you don't put your wallet in the safest place you have it's as good as stolen.
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As I leaned in to kiss her moist, pink lips, I received a small electric shock! It must have been static from my PC monitor.
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Re: Electric Love

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:47 pm

loyaleagle wrote:As I leaned in to kiss her moist, pink lips, I received a small electric shock! It must have been static from my PC monitor.
Nope. It's true love!
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Re: Electric Love

Post by strawman » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:41 am

loyaleagle wrote:As I leaned in to kiss her moist, pink lips, I received a small electric shock! It must have been static from my PC monitor.
Careful of that USB port
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Re: Electric Love

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strawman wrote:
loyaleagle wrote:As I leaned in to kiss her moist, pink lips, I received a small electric shock! It must have been static from my PC monitor.
Careful of that USB port
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:48 pm

My penniless, pet boa lost its fangs in a skiing accident. I bought it replacements. So yes, it's an indentured serpent.

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Post by Dolohov » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:39 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My penniless, pet boa lost its fangs in a skiing accident. I bought it replacements. So yes, it's an indentured serpent.
Urrrrrrgh... *dies*

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:06 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My penniless, pet boa lost its fangs in a skiing accident. I bought it replacements. So yes, it's an indentured serpent.
SMH... (Yes, I went there...) :P
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Post by Dr. Ew » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:59 am

He normally didn't approve of his father's sayings, but he had to agree, 'raging fat monkey mutt' was right on the money.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:06 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:SMH... (Yes, I went there...) :P
Huh? Sydney Morning Herald or State Mental Hospital? :wink:

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:40 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:SMH... (Yes, I went there...) :P
Huh? Sydney Morning Herald or State Mental Hospital? :wink:
Well, probably the latter, tbh.
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Post by strawman » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:37 pm

"Shaking My Head", if Google is to be trusted.
But it should also define Texture as "what old abbreviations are put out to".
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Neither was the Senate

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:32 pm

I said, "Confirmation bias is why you will never learn. I see no evidence to the contrary."

Judge Galt was not impressed.

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Re: Neither was the Senate

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:10 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I said, "Confirmation bias is why you will never learn. I see no evidence to the contrary."

Judge Galt was not impressed.
The first sentence loops back on itself quite nicely, oh Epimenides.
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Re: Neither was the Senate

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:27 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:oh Epimenides.
Gesundheit.

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Re: Neither was the Senate

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:23 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:oh Epimenides.
Gesundheit.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:59 pm

Ok, beware, ROU is posting for the gold again, people.

Thank you? Really?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:40 pm

strawman wrote:Ok, beware, ROU is posting for the gold again, people.

Thank you? Really?
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