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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:48 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Do we need to meet upon the field of honor with rusty muskets at the ready?
Oh please, let it be sabre's. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time.
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Post by HPHovercraft » Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:17 am

ROU Killing Time wrote: Oh please, let it be sabre's. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time.
Or, in Twabble form:

'Oh please let it be sabres. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time,' he said, and picked his arm up off the floor.

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Post by strawman » Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:07 pm

Did I hear a swelling mob yell, "Fight! Fight!"?
I am a mere man of straw. Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.

I say let the works be judged. We need to ask Hearty if he kept a copy of "My Long Weird Dream" so that it can be directly compared to ASID's Joyce Kill-More??, to determine whose work is more worthy of the rejection letter. In any case, the letter should be framed, with a Drabblecast Seal and a black ribbon affixed, and awarded annually to the winner of the Drabblecast Poetry Corner People's Choice Award.
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Post by HPHovercraft » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:34 pm

strawman wrote:
I am a mere man of straw. Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.
Unless it's a light sabre in which case I expect you would also catch fire. Muhahahahahaha!!!!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:46 pm

I danced on the fresh mound by a new stone marker, which read, "Misunderstood the phrase, 'I'm taking you for granite'."

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Post by tehmedus » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:34 am

The night light lit the room. The child was fast asleep. So peaceful. We moved into position. Let the haunting commence.

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Post by strawman » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:45 pm

I KNEW it!
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Post by bell » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:22 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:
bell wrote:A Meta-Twabble:

This twabble declared worthless by the International Amalgamated Association of Flaccipaucinihilipilificators.
Spelling nazi-alert.
Main Entry: floccinaucinihilipilification
Definition: an act or instance of judging something to be worthless or trivial
Can't even get the central term right... Worthless!
Manage to misspell it without de-twabbling.

Dibs on the neologism!
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Post by munsi » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:21 am

Favouritism isn't my favourite "ism", but the cash was running out. So when my uncle offered me the gig, I gladly took it.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:12 am

I knew my health insurance had run out when the doctor snarled, "Let the heeling begin!"
Their boot heels all had cleats.

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Post by strawman » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:31 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I knew my health insurance had run out when the doctor snarled, "Let the healing begin!"
Their boot heals all had cleats.
Heeling. It's HEELING!
Seriously. We need a 12-Step group or something.
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Post by Christi » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:26 pm

strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I knew my health insurance had run out when the doctor snarled, "Let the healing begin!"
Their boot heals all had cleats.
Heeling. It's HEELING!
Seriously. We need a 12-Step group or something.
He's just writing from his sole man...

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:18 pm

Christi wrote:
strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I knew my health insurance had run out when the doctor snarled, "Let the healing begin!"
Their boot heels all had cleats.
Heeling. It's HEELING!
Seriously. We need a 12-Step group or something.
He's just writing from his sole man...
Nice one! As fun as it is to spin-up Strawman, I done fixed it.

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Post by Dolohov » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:58 am

strawman wrote:Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.
Woah, TMI.

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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:59 am

Dolohov wrote:
strawman wrote:Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.
Woah, TMI.
And some abbreviations pass right through me, too, apparently. Too much information?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:48 am

strawman wrote:
Dolohov wrote:
strawman wrote:Pointy weapons pass through me, like a needle in my haystack.
Woah, TMI.
And some abbreviations pass right through me, too, apparently. Too much information?
It's not an abbr. It's a TLA, (which is, itself, a TLA.)
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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:43 pm

Not at all helpful, ROU. WTF does Theater of Living Arts have to do with it?
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Post by munsi » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:44 pm

I guess what I said must've stuck in her craw, because she was all like "Oh! My craw!" and I was all "Who's your Crawdaddy?"

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Post by TroyStJames » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:02 am

I scanned the room again. Nothing seemed out of place. Would they even know I did this? It's all over. The towels are mine.

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Post by TroyStJames » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:12 am

Even they don't fully understand the butterfly effect, yet they seem to love flapping those delicate and deadly wings.
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