Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Post by Shiny_Object » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:20 pm

LOL!!! That's why you have to get one of those fuzzy, absorbent toilet seat covers. You just thought they were decorative, didn't you?
Yes, I'm a girl.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:11 pm

She complained about toilet-seats, garbage, and affection.
I told the b*tch to just shut-up and deal with my erection.

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Hus-banned: To Death, you in parts

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:20 pm

He cheated, lied, and he tried to rape me.
Now he runs terrified, but he can't escape me.
My claws will "part" him in death.

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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:43 pm

No escape claws!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:55 am

Hmmm. One more reason why you should never have a lawyer read his contract aloud unless you are also scanning the text. :twisted:

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Post by strawman » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:01 pm

:)
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:24 pm

I threw my anti-psychotic meds in the trash. Turns out the doctor who gave me the prescription was just a hallucination.

A variant of this already made it onto my Facebook account, so it might not be suitable for the 'cast. :)
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Post by nevermore_66 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:48 pm

Dear Diary: Created Skype's erasing pencil icon. Viral paranoia! Invitation to the league of supervillains assured.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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Zoinks!

Post by Conan » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:28 pm

Lookout! Where! There! Yikes! Run! Where? There! Here? Yeah! Wait! What? Look! Whoa! Duck! Close! Yeah. Dude. Duuude.

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Da-gon-it!

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:45 am

I thrilled at the look of love in your eyes.
That is, until I realized that the love was not for me, but for blood sacrifice.

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Post by nowicki1283 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:52 am

Sorry Mr. Shakespeare, but only a finite quantity of monkeys was available; the best we could do was this lousy twabble.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:18 pm

nowicki1283 wrote:Sorry Mr. Shakespeare, but only a finite quantity of monkeys was available; the best we could do was this lousy twabble.
I like it. Of course it still took the finite number of monkeys an infinite amount of time to produce the twabble... So it either doesn't really exist or it tunneled in from the future? :?

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Post by strawman » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:25 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
nowicki1283 wrote:Sorry Mr. Shakespeare, but only a finite quantity of monkeys was available; the best we could do was this lousy twabble.
I like it. Of course it still took the finite number of monkeys an infinite amount of time to produce the twabble... So it either doesn't really exist or it tunneled in from the future? :?
If it took an infinite amount of time, surely we would still be waiting?
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Post by strawman » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:26 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I thrilled at the look of love in your eyes.
That is, until I realized that the love was not for me, but for blood sacrifice.
Goodie.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by Shiny_Object » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:54 pm

A poetic twabble. Nothing to do with 'til death do us part', I'm afraid, but nevertheless-

A monster lives under my bed.
And every night I pray,
that it will just lumber away.
And in the morning I won't wake up dead.
Yes, I'm a girl.

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Post by nevermore_66 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:17 pm

I'm a saline-cocktail-biotech wiz. Til death do us part, honey. Did you think it'd be that easy? Beep-beep. Beep-beep.
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Post by strawman » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:19 pm

Shiny_Object wrote:A poetic twabble. Nothing to do with 'til death do us part', I'm afraid, but nevertheless-

A monster lives under my bed.
And every night I pray,
that the creature will just go away.
And by morning I will not be dead.
The idea of night prayer going back to childhood is interesting to think about.
You teach a kid a prayer like that , which embodies the kids fears: "Okay, son, you're gonna close your eyes, and next thing you know, you're going to be in dreamland, see? I'm gonna turn the lights off so you can sleep, and say a prayer for you to have a nice dream; that's because sometimes, for no reason, you will be chased by monsters and think you're going to die. We can't really control that. But don't let that worry you..."
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by Shiny_Object » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:34 pm

strawman wrote:
Shiny_Object wrote:A poetic twabble. Nothing to do with 'til death do us part', I'm afraid, but nevertheless-

A monster lives under my bed.
And every night I pray,
that the creature will just go away.
And by morning I will not be dead.
The idea of night prayer going back to childhood is interesting to think about.
You teach a kid a prayer like that , which embodies the kids fears: "Okay, son, you're gonna close your eyes, and next thing you know, you're going to be in dreamland, see? I'm gonna turn the lights off so you can sleep, and say a prayer for you to have a nice dream; that's because sometimes, for no reason, you will be chased by monsters and think you're going to die. We can't really control that. But don't let that worry you..."

Well, I edited the poem a little bit before you wrote your response, but yeah, still the same idea. :)

Did you ever read 'On a Pale Horse' by Piers Anthony? There's a scene in that book that always stuck with me, where Death has to comfort a little girl who is terrified by the line in the prayer, 'if I die before I wake, I pray my soul the lord to take'. He ends up promising her that if he ever has to come collect her, he'll wake her up first.
Yes, I'm a girl.

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Post by TroyStJames » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:34 am

My wedding band cut into my finger and I immediately became sick from the toxin. "I do," I slurred and she started eating.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:28 am

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