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Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:06 am

The alien approached the tiny humans, wondering if they marveled at his Beauty. The humans saw him, only as docile meat!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Curiosity Killed The....

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:13 am

My child wonders at my sick and twisted tales. How can that man be my Father? he ponders. Too late, realization! Adopted!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:47 am

Some good ones, people!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.

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A Child's Best Friends

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:28 am

Bash, Beep, Urch and Gleep. Friends of the very BEST kind. Niether dessert her, ignore or hurt her. They live in her mind!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Post by Belcast » Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:29 pm

There’s not much to tell of my past. At sixteen I was sent to the asbestos mines. It was a harsh life, but mercifully short.

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Delivery

Post by Belcast » Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:30 pm

They shot the messenger, again. Frantic, they screamed “Reload!” but he was already upon them, like a wolf among sheep.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:53 am

Hmm... Puts the "mess" in messenger, eh?

On a related note:

My soul & my inspiration,
You're all I've got to get me by.
In the face of cable inflation
Without you, Tivo, what good am I?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:55 am

I found it, high amongst the ice-coated peaks, Shangri-La.
It was bliss.
Bliss or high-altitude, oxygen deprivation.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:04 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I found it, high amongst the ice-coated peaks, Shangri-La.
It was bliss.
Bliss or high-altitude, oxygen deprivation.
Both are pleasant, they say.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Belcast » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:15 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Hmm... Puts the "mess" in messenger, eh?

On a related note:

My soul & my inspiration,
You're all I've got to get me by.
In the face of cable inflation
Without you, Tivo, what good am I?
Control the information flow and you control reality

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Dead Ringer

Post by Belcast » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:16 am

The bell ringer was found today, brass clapper lodged in his throat. Now will you believe? It’s a conspiracy of silence!

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Re: Dead Ringer

Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:12 am

Belcast wrote:The bell ringer was found today, brass clapper lodged in his throat. Now will you believe? It’s a conspiracy of silence!
Boo! Awful title. :-)
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Re: Dead Ringer

Post by Belcast » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:29 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
Belcast wrote:The bell ringer was found today, brass clapper lodged in his throat. Now will you believe? It’s a conspiracy of silence!
Boo! Awful title. :-)
:P sort of an afterthought

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Can I borrow your hammer?

Post by chemistryguy » Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:05 pm

For want of a nail, the kingdom was lost. I'm always prepared. But it is
inconvenient when going through airport checks.

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<insert clever title here>

Post by chemistryguy » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:57 pm

Flecks of blood made crimson arcs on the nursery wall as Timmy thrashed
his head wildly about.

Naptime rarely went well.

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Re: Dead Ringer

Post by strawman » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:44 pm

Belcast wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:
Belcast wrote:The bell ringer was found today, brass clapper lodged in his throat. Now will you believe? It’s a conspiracy of silence!
Boo! Awful title. :-)
:P sort of an afterthought
Based on the joke about Quasimodo's twin brother.
http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?sectio ... =quasimodo
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:18 am

Divide me by 2, I'll be half dead.
Divide me by nothing, I'll be whole.
But, Math says that that's undefined!
Math is a lie.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by UmbrageOfSnow » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:53 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Divide me by 2, I'll be half dead.
Divide me by nothing, I'll be whole.
But, Math says that that's undefined!
Math is a lie.
Math says you're a lie!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:48 pm

O M G ...a nerd duel
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Tesseract » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:43 am

Crap, I dropped my heart in the can. NO! FLUFFY, THE FLUSH HANDLE IS NOT A MOUSE! Damn, Where's the number for the plumber?
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
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