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Re: Be Careful What You Ask For

Post by Belcast » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:39 pm

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Hear ye, Hear ye. The spirits are about to speak.
But then the spirits did appear, and the phoney Medium's nose did tweak!
That's a funny image, I can imagine the ectoplasm went everywhere.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:56 pm

You think it's Spirits, but it's not.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Althalas » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:37 pm

As the last word left my lips, I saw her in the mirror. Straining on the toilet Bloody Mary yelled, “Do you mind! I’m busy!”

:lol:
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by bell » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:43 am

This changes history, I thought, reading the ancient papyrus:

"Alexander swung his sword and busted the Gordian nut."
http://www.apoGrypha.blogspot.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What would have been written.
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If they hadn't died first.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by chemistryguy » Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:00 pm

Althalas wrote:As the last word left my lips, I saw her in the mirror. Straining on the toilet Bloody Mary yelled, “Do you mind! I’m busy!”

:lol:
Everybody poops

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:15 pm

Althalas wrote:As the last word left my lips, I saw her in the mirror. Straining on the toilet Bloody Mary yelled, “Do you mind! I’m busy!”

:lol:
Teenagers... :roll:
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Re-visiting the Baby

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:07 am

Having burped, the baby felt better. It's serrated fangs retracted, it's eyes shut, and it slept amid the gory bedding.
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Switcheroo

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:27 am

"The Knife" I cried. "Where is the Knife?" The would-be sacrifice sprang up from the alter, and the knife was in my chest.
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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What Was It Thinking?

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:38 am

A horribly misshapen creature pauses, looks at itself in a mirror and rears back in disgust. The Yellow bow tie won't do!
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Re: Re-visiting the Baby

Post by Belcast » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:24 pm

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Having burped, the baby felt better. It's serrated fangs retracted, it's eyes shut, and it slept amid the gory bedding.

Cute.

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Re: What Was It Thinking?

Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:30 pm

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:A horribly misshapen creature pauses, looks at itself in a mirror and rears back in disgust. The Yellow bow tie won't do!
But bow ties are cool!

Nice ones.
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Re: Re-visiting the Baby

Post by PureChance » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:36 pm

Belcast wrote:
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Having burped, the baby felt better. It's serrated fangs retracted, it's eyes shut, and it slept amid the gory bedding.

Cute.
But possessive its has no apostrophe :( I like it.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:54 pm

I always thought that La Sangre Society was a bit fanatical.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:58 am

I'd heard: "A man's got to know his limitations."
So I met with my state senator.
Apparently, limitations lie with ease.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Var095 » Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:57 am

Day at the beach

Sun, beach, volunteered for alien sand castle competition. "What do you mean I can only move one grain of sand at a time!"

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And You Thought He Was a Goody-Twoshoes.

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:04 am

Through the dark depths of space and time, the TARDIS spun.
Inside the Dr. chugged tequila and lime, heeding not the sun!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by nevermore_66 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:08 am

Confused, the Cookie Monster wondered how it was the cookies were now screaming, but it did not slow him in the eating...
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:44 am

nevermore_66 wrote:Confused, the Cookie Monster...
Not bad.
Somewhat of a recurring theme here at DC; see Cookie Monster and To Hunger on Certain Streets.

Do you think it's because we all subconsciously recognize the horrors of big, nanny-state government, and the monstrosity of publicly-funded pablum?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:19 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Do you think it's because we all subconsciously recognize the horrors of big, nanny-state government, and the monstrosity of publicly-funded pablum?
No... That's not it. Maybe it's because Big Bird isn't good subject matter? C'mon, ASID! Let's see some Big Bird Twabbles!
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Eight foot, two; bugged-eyed too

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:54 am

tbaker2500 wrote:C'mon, ASID! Let's see some Big Bird Twabbles!
Sorry, every time I was exposed to that show, I quickly left the room, retching. Any surviving, Sesame Street, blights upon my memory have been scrubbed by copious applications of alcohol.

Still, this seems age-appropriate:
"The doping charges true?" we asked.
He 1st snarled, "Not very."
But confronted by his fellow cast
he sing like a canary.

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