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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:52 pm

Ooooh... That's an especially horrible thing to do. :shock:
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:37 pm

That's one definition of a bipartisan solution.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by bell » Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:18 am

Now I challenge you Bell... Be inspired by the lyrics of Stiletto!
I rise to the challenge!

You've been slashed in the face,
You've been left there to bleed,
your suit gonna need
A dry clean to erase your disgrace.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:07 am

From a distance, my enemy looks just like my friend.
I reluctantly order my orbital artillery to glass the whole region.

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Resurrection Morning

Post by moman13 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:01 am

The seventh trump roused ancient dead from their stony tombs. Imagine our surprise when dinosaurs responded instead!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by bugjackbarron » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:09 pm

I reburied the zombies, packed away the ray gun and handed out pink slips to my minions. I hate the end of summer vacation.

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Re: Resurrection Morning

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:56 pm

moman13 wrote:The seventh trump roused ancient dead from their stony tombs. Imagine our surprise when dinosaurs responded instead!
You lie! The dinosaurs could never be Presbyterians! Thus they shall not rise to the kingdom of God.

But welcome to the Drabblecast forums, Mr. "Moman"+{ASCII carriage return (AKA "Enter Key")}!

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Re: Resurrection Morning

Post by strawman » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:12 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
moman13 wrote:The seventh trump roused ancient dead from their stony tombs. Imagine our surprise when dinosaurs responded instead!
You lie! The dinosaurs could never be Presbyterians! Thus they shall not rise to the kingdom of God.

But welcome to the Drabblecast forums, Mr. "Moman"+{ASCII carriage return (AKA "Enter Key")}!
I love it when you talk sexy, ASID.
But isn't "Moman" descriptive of a mother's gender? Since mothers cannot be sex objects, "Moman" is an appropriate reclassification.
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Re: Resurrection Morning

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:53 pm

strawman wrote:Since mothers cannot be sex objects, "Moman" is an appropriate reclassification.
Huh. I s'pose that s'plains all those virgin births and the fact that only twins have any siblings.?. :? :|

I just assumed that he meant that Latter Day Saints were "more man" than you or I could ever hope to be.
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Re: Resurrection Morning

Post by strawman » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:34 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Huh. I s'pose that s'plains all those virgin births and the fact that only twins have any siblings.?. :? :|
Every mother's son would like to think so.
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Re: Resurrection Morning

Post by moman13 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:38 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
strawman wrote:Since mothers cannot be sex objects, "Moman" is an appropriate reclassification.
Huh. I s'pose that s'plains all those virgin births and the fact that only twins have any siblings.?. :? :|

I just assumed that he meant that Latter Day Saints were "more man" than you or I could ever hope to be.
:)
Y'all have given my user name much more thought and scrutiny than I ever did when I made it up 15 years ago. Sad to say, the truth is much more prosaic: First and last name initials + my gender (Yes, I am a man. A manly man am I!) + my favorite number/birthdate. But I must say you do impress with those obscure references. It is a bit eeire that you also happened to discern from the username that I'm LDS (Mormon). Impressive. Most impressive. Anyway, twabbles are the highlight of my weekly Drabblefeast, so thanks for letting me share one!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:39 pm

But what you didn't know about ASID, is that he's correlated your IP with your postings on other boards, and done data mining to discover all this. Watch that one! :D

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:26 am

tbaker2500 wrote:he's correlated your IP
It's eerie. His IP traffic is coming from within the house! :shock:

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:20 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:he's correlated your IP
It's eerie. His IP traffic is coming from within the house! :shock:
Cell phones kinda ruined that whole thing.
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Vestigial Virgins

Post by strawman » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:20 pm

Human fools! So easy to convince them the appendix was only a vestigial organ, rather than a thought-control parasite.
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Re: Vestigial Virgins

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:18 pm

strawman wrote:Human fools! So easy to convince them the appendix was only a vestigial organ, rather than a thought-control parasite.
I was freed from their clutches when I was six years old.
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Re: Vestigial Virgins

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:34 pm

strawman wrote:Human fools! So easy to convince them the appendix was only a vestigial organ, rather than a thought-control parasite.
Fun idea, but I think tonsils would be more appropriate. Unless you do your thinking with your kidneys?

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Re: Vestigial Virgins

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:29 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
strawman wrote:Human fools! So easy to convince them the appendix was only a vestigial organ, rather than a thought-control parasite.
Fun idea, but I think tonsils would be more appropriate. Unless you do your thinking with your kidneys?
Doesn't work as well. Tonsils actually do something.
(So does the appendix, researcher believe, but we're not so far along in understanding it.)
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Re: Vestigial Virgins

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:34 am

tbaker2500 wrote:Doesn't work as well. Tonsils actually do something.
That's just what they want you to think.

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Re: Vestigial Virgins

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:48 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:Doesn't work as well. Tonsils actually do something.
That's just what they want you to think.
:shock: :shock:
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