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Post by Astroguyz » Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:45 pm

Attending this job fair was worth it. Humanoids flocked to him. They so rarely fell for the “To Serve Man” gag anymore...

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Post by Guru Coyote » Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:15 pm

When you closed that deal with God,
did it not strike you as rather strange,
that you were to sign it with your life-blood?

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:29 am

Guru Coyote wrote:When you closed that deal with God,
did it not strike you as rather strange,
that you were to sign it with your life-blood?
Where's a darn goat (or chicken) when you need one?!

Welcome aboard, Guru Coyote.

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Post by drfromhell » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:45 am

Her pale blue eyes were gazing at him as he opened her head with the saw. The forensic pathologist was to die for after all.

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A Long Goodbye

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:17 am

Janet was a vampire queen
most skilled at making men die.
She found a friend at some bar scene
but quickly bit him goodbye.


anon wrote:How sharper than a serpent's tooth, are those who feed on blood and youth.

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Post by bell » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:03 pm

Norm used my Billy Joel twabble in Episode 256!
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What would have been written.
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If they hadn't died first.

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The barbarian's victory

Post by Farseeker » Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:31 pm

A swipe of the broadsword cleaved the creature in two and it crumpled to the ground. A voice rang out “Cleanup in aisle 5!”
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:09 pm

bell wrote:Norm used my Billy Joel twabble in Episode 256!
Grats, it was a good'un.
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They don't like "Fake it, 'til you make it" either.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:20 am

I turned rags into riches - lots of sheets of riches.
Alas, the anti-counterfeiting squad didn't like my business plan.

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Re: They don't like "Fake it, 'til you make it" either.

Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:57 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I turned rags into riches - lots of sheets of riches.
Alas, the anti-counterfeiting squad didn't like my business plan.
Niiiice.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:37 pm

Have you ever gotten up in the morning feeling like you are an AI being maintained in a digital substrate? Uh, me neither.
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Post by strawman » Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:22 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Have you ever gotten up in the morning feeling like you are an AI being maintained in a digital substrate? Uh, me neither.
...he said as he slipped back into unconsciousness.

Come on, ROU. Wake up and smell the coffeesim.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Astroguyz » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:35 pm

Jill was stumped. This was a tough one to explain. The 1st picture from New Horizons showed a smiley face carved on Pluto.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:02 pm

strawman wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Have you ever gotten up in the morning feeling like you are an AI being maintained in a digital substrate? Uh, me neither.
...he said as he slipped back into unconsciousness.

Come on, ROU. Wake up and smell the coffeesim.
MMM coffeesim.

Could you boot up the bacon subroutine for me please, bud?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:19 am

You get 3 score and 10, if you're lucky
but jail life can be very sucky.
So die young
your tale unsung.
Mob credo is "wacky".

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When you find your true looovvvve......

Post by loyaleagle » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:45 pm

Edit: Revised version:

I could feel her eyes on the back of my neck. Then I turned around and her green eyestalks adjusted, pushing into my chest.

Old Version:

Without looking, I could feel her eyes on me. When I turned around, her green eyestalks adjusted, pushing into my chest.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:22 am

NIce! I like the revised version best.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:39 am

Hearts full of hate, they came to Washington to do good. Failing that, they stayed to do well -- at grievous cost to us all.

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Twabble!

Post by mynameisinvalid » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:12 pm

First try.

We cheered as the 12 torches spun in perfect synchronization above the clown’s head. Then he caught them, 3 in each hand.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:47 am

It is said that the truth will set you free. Well, what do you say folks? Should I push my chips all-in on that proposition?
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