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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:20 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
  • I can't post a video of anyone singing "Happy Birthday" without paying a $20,000 advance royalty.
And an equal amount to Al Gore, the author of "And many More".
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:10 am

Extended discussion moved to the new Philip K. Dick thread.

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Magical Mental Mayhem

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:40 am

A six-pack of twabbles with a Telepathic theme...

Satan's Psychic Cell Service:
I ran out of "air time" minutes, while calling my psychic fiend.
I shouldn't have tried a summoning with my mind roaming.



Medium Bare:
She trained her psychic eyes on me
& said, "Care for a spin?"
But my thoughts are all pornography
she found to her chagrin.



(Untitled):
I telepathically make Sam confess to good deeds he did not do.
He doesn't know details but I've just the memories in mind.



Cat in the Hat -- The Gritty Reboot:
I gave my cat a tinfoil hat and could no longer hear his voice. But, all nearby people collapsed like stringless puppets.


This is Your Brain on Too Many Spirits:
She tried to steal my thoughts
with her eyes and psychic powers.
But my mind just won't be caught
it's been AWOL for hours.


(A reprise):
With supreme willpower, I freed my mind. My world exploded into pain then faded to black. Maybe I needed a body after all?

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:38 am

this is the result when ASID doesn't twabble every day. Blockage, backup, followed up the inevitable overflow into the basement...
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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:44 am

Cat in the Hat is my favorite.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:20 am

tbaker2500 wrote:Cat in the Hat is my favorite.
Mine too. Who knew Shrodinger's Cat was a solipsist?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:26 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:Cat in the Hat is my favorite.
Mine too. Who knew Shrodinger's Cat was a solipsist?
The only people who count, knew. :wink:

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:39 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:Cat in the Hat is my favorite.
Mine too. Who knew Shrodinger's Cat was a solipsist?
The only people who count, knew. :wink:
That's a cat for you.
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Post by SgtCrispy » Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:14 pm

Here's a horror-ish quartet for the halloween season.

Returning to the lab, I braved a grisly scene. Torn cages, splattered blood and one bloated mouse. Oh no, Seven ate Nine.

Seven sets of keys, six cats, and untold numbers of plates. That discount singularity is a horrible table centerpiece.

I've recently began caring for my grandparents. Cooking, cleaning, bathing. The funeral director was terrible at it.

A chill in the air. The trees ablaze with color. Flocks of birds headed south. Ah yes. The apocalypse season has arrived.

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Post by SgtCrispy » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:04 pm

And a quick bonus one for free.

Browsing my photo stream, I began noticing new pictures of me taken from above. Looking up, I see a fly staring down at me.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:26 pm

SgtCrispy wrote:I've recently began caring for my grandparents. Cooking, cleaning, bathing. The funeral director was terrible at it.
You might not be much better. You're supposed to clean them before you cook them!

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:30 pm

The grandparents one is my favorite!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Post by Astroguyz » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:28 pm

“Promotes healthy bone growth” the vitamin label said; but Paul didn’t notice the antlers & wings until the next day...

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Re: One Rad Trip

Post by Grrlwriter » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:32 pm

The dealer said his drug offered one rad trip, man. The last place I ever expected to be taken was to Tupelo, Mississippi.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:44 pm

Astroguyz wrote:“Promotes healthy bone growth” the vitamin label said; but Paul didn’t notice the antlers & wings until the next day...
At least they look strong and vibrant.
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Post by mynameisinvalid » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:59 pm

He merged onto the interstellar light speed highway, set the cruise control, and then noticed the Wrong Way sign. Oops.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:16 pm

mynameisinvalid wrote:He merged onto the interstellar light speed highway, set the cruise control, and then noticed the Wrong Way sign. Oops.
And was killed in the ensuing 50 star pileup.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:37 pm

She was a hooker with a heart of gold, and a platinum blond beauty.
But her pimp got a gut full of lead, courtesy of a copper.



You'd think someone would have hammered that one out by now, but Google says I'm the first. Yay, me!

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Post by Grrlwriter » Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:59 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She was a hooker with a heart of gold, and a platinum blond beauty.
But her pimp got a gut full of lead, courtesy of a copper.



You'd think someone would have hammered that one out by now, but Google says I'm the first. Yay, me!
Love it!

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:25 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She was a hooker with a heart of gold, and a platinum blond beauty.
But her pimp got a gut full of lead, courtesy of a copper.



You'd think someone would have hammered that one out by now, but Google says I'm the first. Yay, me!
Yeah, that one deserves a gold star, (or platinum or lead or copper... probably can only afford a copper one, but copper sorta looks goldish. I mean, same ballbark of the color spectrum...)
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