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[ROU Killing Time]

“A fate worse than death - Earth.”

Buried alive, eh?

Welcome aboard, ryuyosei!

I had more thought aliens sent to Earth because there was no place for them in their own gene pool. Buried alive is an interesting interpretation and I shall think on this one. (I think Valentine Michael Smith's speech patterns may be wearing off on me!)

And thank you!

sometime between "have spacesuit will travel" and "stranger in a strange land" someone invited RH to a real swinging party, methinks.

[emily]

I woke up this morning wrapped in my true love's arms. It would have been better if they'd still been attached to his body.

[tbaker2500]

Nice!!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Nah. The VA is just using substandard prosthetics these days.
Also, I demand credit for not going the "stump porn" route. (Where's that darn "Halo" smiley?)

[emily]

Also, I demand credit for not going the "stump porn" route. (Where's that darn "Halo" smiley?)

Thanks for that.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Also, I demand credit for not going the "stump porn" route. (Where's that darn "Halo" smiley?)

Thanks for that.

My pleasure. ... Or... Er...

[strawman]

Witness protection program? Yeah, right. I live in constant terror. Having a sociopathic siamese twin totally sucks.

OR

Life is an intractable problem with Simon. His siamese twin is a homicidal maniac, and Simon's always the only witness.

[Tesseract]

What do you do when you're being followed by a vampire? Bathe in ketchup, we tend to like our meals with a bit of seasoning.

Twisting hatred, those he tortured and left aware. You never know what you'll find when staring in to eyes of Fozzy bear.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

He told me to live life like it was my last day.
So I spent it in bed, with tubes and wires everywhere, zoned out on morphine.

[Tesseract]

I'd had it, after years of mastering physics I finally had the answer to every question. That's when I decided to wake up.

I just had a strange run in with a ghost girl in one of my dreams where she reviled some deep understanding of poetry. Unfortunately I'd left my notepad in my other reality. Every damn time.

[strawman]

she reviled some deep understanding of poetry.

More Poetry deserves of to be reviled.

[Tesseract]

she reviled some deep understanding of poetry.

More Poetry deserves of to be reviled.

"revealed"
Never trust Spell Check. It's a monster that breeds passivity. Go to google, it's a much more reliable monster.

[strawman]

"revealed"
Never trust Spell Check. It's a monster that breeds passivity. Go to google, it's a much more reliable monster.

Google is more reliable, but the strawman spellchecker comes with a lemony philosophical twist, and isn't trying to take over the world.

...Okay, so maybe that isn't entirely true, but I am nicer than Google.

[tbaker2500]

Google is more reliable, but the strawman spellchecker comes with a lemony philosophical twist, and isn't trying to take over the world.

...Okay, so maybe that isn't entirely true, but I am nicer than Google.

NOT true, it's more lime than lemon!

[Astroguyz]

“I told you the gravitational constant is the same here” She said collapsing the blue-green planet into a singularity.

[strawman]

“I told you the gravitational constant is the same here” She said collapsing the blue-green planet into a singularity.

Flagged for two absent commas.

No big deal? Consider:

Let's eat, grandpa! or
Let's eat grandpa!

[JMiriah]

“I told you the gravitational constant is the same here” She said collapsing the blue-green planet into a singularity.

Flagged for two absent commas.

No big deal? Consider:

Let's eat, grandpa! or
Let's eat grandpa!

If Strawman's spellchecker is lemon flavored, what flavor is his grammar checker, I wonder?

[Tesseract]

Flagged for two absent commas.

No big deal? Consider:

Let's eat, grandpa! or
Let's eat grandpa!

If Strawman's spellchecker is lemon flavored, what flavor is his grammar checker, I wonder?

Fruity tooty, with a hint of mint.

[strawman]

Nope. Definitely gerund-flavored.

ROU knows.

Drabbleland once was ruled by a grand wizard named Mr. Tweedy. And in it, ROU went about gamboling and skipping merrily, smiting this and smoking that, and generally hogging the forum in a notorious fashion. Then he had a grim encounter, and was turned into a handsome princeling. But ROU's true love was banished from Drabbleland, breaking his heart and spilling his spirit over everything, from Story Discussion to Bbardles.

ROU set off on a quest through the wide, wide internet to find his true love, running headlong into the Sirens of the Nigerian Scam Spam Scylla Chlamydia. After many adventures, over ten long years, he found his way home to his beloveding Penelope.

The moral of this is, "DON'T EAT GRANDPA!"

[JMiriah]

Hahaha! Thank you for the great laugh, Strawman.

Ah, gerunds, with their wicked “ing” suffix, transforming perfectly good verbs into nouns. I never thought of eating them.

Gamboling, skipping, smiting, smoking, hogging, breaking, spilling, (beloveding?) Huh... tasty.