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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:07 pm

It's all true. (Grandpa was very stringy.)
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Post by shig23 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:17 am

Maiden voyage. Here goes nothing...

I won't kill you. I promise you, I won't. No, death will only come as a side effect of what I actually am going to do with you.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:46 pm

Uh, I'm hoping it's snoosnoo? ... Maiden voyage...

Anywho, welcome aboard, shig23!

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Post by strawman » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:04 pm

Pay Fry no mind.
Good twabble.
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Post by Tesseract » Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:06 am

shig23 wrote:Maiden voyage. Here goes nothing...

I won't kill you. I promise you, I won't. No, death will only come as a side effect of what I actually am going to do with you.
Watch out for Lettuce, they tend to rip boats up.

Today, I tried to brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. To tell the truth it was delicious, he tasted a bit like roasted pig.
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Post by Snickelsox » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:08 am

If the music stopped, his life would end. It was easy at first but it was becoming more difficult to find tape players now.
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Post by mrund » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:27 pm

Some classic horror stories don't have much in the way of plot.
Bro & sis are sick and cohabit. She gets buried prematurely, claws out but dies. Bro dies too of fright, house falls down.

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Post by Snickelsox » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:53 am

I stalk the college grounds in a Storm Trooper outfit. When the cops drag me away, I shout at them. "I'm the DORM TROOPER!"

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:30 am

Ah, the "Freshman Menace". Too bad that outfit didn't Fett well. And since you were in the dorms looking for a Leia, let me introduce you to the "Dank side".

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Post by Tesseract » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:02 pm

"Always let the Roiding football player win" Said Hansel,"Artists aren't known for tearing off limbs when they lose."
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Post by Snickelsox » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:36 am

I killed myself hours ago, but somehow here I am, still enduring life. How far away from the ground is Cloud City anyway?!

Less Punny, more funny? Nope.

Loved the puns Algernon.
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Post by PhineasQP » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:17 pm

I was always too afraid to commit patricide.
Years passed, and I began turning into my dad.
I then happily killed myself.
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Post by strawman » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:52 pm

PhineasQP wrote: I then happily killed myself.
Past tense? From the afterlife? Mightn't this work better as plotting to murder himself?
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Post by PhineasQP » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:08 pm

I dunno, I liked the idea of narration coming from a dead guy. Kind of an American Beauty sort of thing. :)
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Post by Thebizarrestranger » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:21 pm

Then she walked into the room. I was struck dumbfounded by her pulchritude. Too bad I'd have to kill her, but a job is a job.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:10 pm

Ok, I had to look that one up.
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Post by JMiriah » Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:26 am

Cleaned the spattered blood and thought I got away with it. But earrings and accusations lay hidden between the sheets.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Post by JMiriah » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:16 am

I’ll try the fricative and labial consonants again when I'm done masticating. But I still don't understand the clitic.

(An amusing part of learning another language is the words used to describe pronunciation.)
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Post by Tesseract » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:21 am

Scandalous!

Talking while chewing is a travisty!
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Post by Snickelsox » Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:13 pm

"Beauty is in the eye of The Beholder" my mother used to say to me. Well, I have his eye now, and it is still pretty ugly to me.
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