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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:18 am

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach him to fish, and the fish will soon be extinct.
The lesson? Cut a man up for bait.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:23 pm

She said, "If you have to murder the language to make your point..."

"HAVE to?!" I smirked and went to face the reporters.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:24 pm

Snickelsox wrote:"Beauty is in the eye of The Beholder" my mother used to say to me. Well, I have his eye now, and it is still pretty ugly to me.

You're not beholding it right!

kennebel · Post by **kennebel** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:26 pm

RedLightGreenLightRedLightGreenLight. Eventually they'll break down the control room door, until then redgreen.

(this was inspired while sitting at a stop light that wouldn't change...)

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:25 am

Hee hee..

Astroguyz · Post by **Astroguyz** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:17 pm

Now this last can she'd found was truly odd. She read the faded contents closely; “Instant universe: just add entropy.”

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:17 pm

Terry believed that no one would ever truly love her. But when the cannibals had finished, they all agreed that they had.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:27 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:41 pm

Astroguyz wrote:Now this last can she'd found was truly odd. She read the faded contents closely; “Instant universe: just add entropy.”

I like it, but she could be opening a can of worm(hole)s.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:28 pm

"You always hurt the one you love" says the old adage.
It took hours and hours to demonstrate how much he really loved her.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:26 pm

PhineasQP wrote:"You always hurt the one you love"...

Hmmm. Your last 5 twabbles have all involved hurt, or death, or "disorientation", of a loved one or family member.

Time to call out the weaponized MFCC?

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:44 pm

You may have a point there.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:05 pm

Hunger and hate had finally been eradicated. Mankind's future was finally bright and sunny!

And then the world blew up.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:15 am

PhineasQP wrote:Hunger and hate had finally been eradicated. Mankind's future was finally bright and sunny!

And then the world blew up.

I'd just like to point out, that the wold includes loved ones and/or family members.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:25 am

Yeah, I figured why not go all the way with it this time.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:18 am

I would like to thank PhineasQP for pointing out that there is an alternative resolution to the suicide's dilemma, "Goodbye, cruel world".

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:46 pm

strawman wrote:I would like to thank PhineasQP for pointing out that there is an alternative resolution to the suicide's dilemma, "Goodbye, cruel world".

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tehmedus · Post by **tehmedus** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:40 am

He flew over the city looking for crimes. He had done it many times. Fighting for truth, justice and spitting out rhymes.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:19 am

tehmedus wrote:He flew over the city looking for crimes. He had done it many times. Fighting for truth, justice and spitting out rhymes.

Better a rapper than a flying crapper.

He lost his youth
fighting for truth
and never a damsel got.
With his underwear on the outside
only gay men thought him "Hot".

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