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Re: Immortal mewsings...

Post by lyda » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:14 am

ROU Killing Time wrote: #frightened-mew
For some reason I woke up this morning with a picture of a vampire feeding off a kitten. I'm going to guess it had something to do with reading about trap-neuter-release (TNR) last night, but who can ever really figure out wtf is going on in our brains?

Anyway, it makes for a very silly looking vampire. Bummer for the kitten of course. Ah well, comedy is art and art demands sacrifice. Imaginary Fluffy gave her life so that we (or at least me) might be amused - godspeed Fluffy!

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Re: Immortal mewsings...

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:26 am

Must... Not. Make. Vampire-pussy. Joke.

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Re: Immortal mewsings...

Post by scarcrow » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:37 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Must... Not. Make. Vampire-pussy. Joke.

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Better this than a Lords of Acid song! :wink:
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
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Re: Immortal mewsings...

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:53 pm

scarcrow wrote:Better this than a Lords of Acid song! :wink:
Yeah, amazing how much a bad "drum" track sucks.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by seani » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:07 pm

As I type, revelations pour onto the screen. I realise I've selected "Absolute Truth Serif" - the font of all knowledge.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:06 pm

seani wrote:As I type, revelations pour onto the screen. I realise I've selected "Absolute Truth Serif" - the font of all knowledge.
:lol:
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:19 pm

seani wrote:As I type, revelations pour onto the screen. I realise I've selected "Absolute Truth Serif" - the font of all knowledge.
Very nice!
But that font can't be that good, because you failed to spell "realize" the proper, American, way! :wink:

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by seani » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:03 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
seani wrote:As I type, revelations pour onto the screen. I realise I've selected "Absolute Truth Serif" - the font of all knowledge.
Very nice!
But that font can't be that good, because you failed to spell "realize" the proper, American, way! :wink:
Bullzhit!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:15 am

Whatever the truth is, it is, like the speed of light, absolute.
That those who claim to know it are usually wrong is another matter.

Please check out Kathryn Schulz' On Being Wrong here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleRgTBMX88
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Horst_Ragnarok » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:49 pm

Fathoms deep, zombie worms silently graze on the bones of a dead leviathan. A benthic shepherd watches on from the dark.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:17 pm

The Internet Tax Twabble, and follow-up posts, were moved to: No Taxation without Twabble-ization.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:40 pm

strawman wrote:Whatever the truth is, it is, like the speed of light, absolute.
That those who claim to know it are usually wrong is another matter.

Please check out Kathryn Schulz' On Being Wrong here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleRgTBMX88
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Apropos of nothing! I tell you!

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:39 am

Ogden Nash Bash:
Keep your marriage most fit.
When you're wrong, admit it.
But, shut up when you're right,
or you'll pay lawyers to fight.


Apologies to ABBA:
No more carefree laughter.
Silence ever after.
Leaving a dead house, tears in my eyes.
So our story ends as the love dies.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by jkjones21 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:33 am

Sweating, groaning in pain, bearing interminable labor:

Please forgive my writing; I’m currently passing a Mary Sue.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:04 am

Welcome aboard, jkjones21!

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Re: Apropos of nothing! I tell you!

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:07 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Ogden Nash Bash:
Keep your marriage most fit.
When you're wrong, admit it.
But, shut up when you're right,
or you'll pay lawyers to fight.
Nice.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by jkjones21 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:03 pm

Thanks!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by afgrappin » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:54 am

The general glared at his army, each man in a frilly white uniform. "I said you should be prepared for a LICE inspection."
Don't follow your dreams. Live them.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:46 pm

Engagement ring, wedding ring, nose ring and suffering.
Now she took my bling & I've nothing,
but my freedom. So, I sing!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Varda » Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:38 pm

This Mother's Day, show your mothers you really care: give the gift of orchids.
After all, that's Greek for "testicle".
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