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Post by Gagege » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:54 pm

Xant knew how to summon the voice. He could not merely play the music backward. No, he was required to play it upside down.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:06 pm

Gagege wrote:Xant knew how to summon the voice. He could not merely play the music backward. No, he was required to play it upside down.
File that away for HP month.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:09 pm

Welcome aboard, Gagege! Ɔısnɯ ǝɥʇ ʎɐld.

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Post by Gagege » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:32 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, Gagege! Ɔısnɯ ǝɥʇ ʎɐld.
Thanks!

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Post by afgrappin » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:55 pm

The map said two steps ahead, one step back. When I hit the cliff’s base, my legs were too broken for the second step ahead.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:23 pm

afgrappin wrote:The map said two steps ahead, one step back. When I hit the cliff’s base, my legs were too broken for the second step ahead.
I still say that's better than the, "Off route, recalculating," that my map always gives me. I know it's in that innocent-looking box, plotting...

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A Linguistic Takeover

Post by Varda » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:10 am

When everyone voted on the official language of the Moon, the Trekkies won. Now we have to speak Klingon. Not yap wa' Hol!
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Post by Kibitzer » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:27 am

I do so love dolphins! Their grace, their intelligence, their wonderful smiles! And their delicious tuna-like taste.
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Post by Kibitzer » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:32 am

The Drabblecast, he said. Strange stories, ya-da-ya-da-ya-da. I'm not THAT strange. I'll just remove my skin gloves.
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Freeing Europe at great cost,
were heroes lost in history.
Now thanks to pols, it all is lost.
We care only for celebrity.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:45 am

I call my public "servant"; no one answers. But thanks to the NSA, I know *someone* in The Capitol cares enough to listen.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:03 pm

Hee hee.. Good one.
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Post by scarcrow » Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:33 am

His pipe of Elvish wood, toked with Faerie dust,and lit with a living flame. The high wizard rules!
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:58 am

The early days of the zombie apocalypse were lean times until mankind learned the zombie's secret.

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Post by scarcrow » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:34 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:The early days of the zombie apocalypse were lean times until mankind learned the zombie's secret.

Brains taste yummy.

Damn it, now I'm hungry!!!
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To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
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Post by strawman » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:31 am

http://www.foodsubs.com/MeatvarMisc.html

They call it sweetbreads, and all that tripe; but by any name, it just tastes plain offal.
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Post by Varda » Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:15 pm

strawman wrote:http://www.foodsubs.com/MeatvarMisc.html

They call it sweetbreads, and all that tripe; but by any name, it just tastes plain offal.
Cool! Now I know another word for orchids!
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They get you in the end

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:48 pm

The stuff glowed a radioactive green & the radiologist shoved it in my "out" hole. Then he read my future by "moon" light.

And:

Bit by a giant radioactive spider; Melvin died glowing, in screaming agony.
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Post by Andrew Styles » Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:43 am

Mark died, but the song kept playing. When he said he wished that "Friday" would never end, he meant the day, not the song.

Hooray for a hastily written, first twabble!
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:08 am

Nice. Keep 'em coming!
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