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Post by tobadzistsini » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:11 pm

The Homo erectus shivered at the shores of Lake Titicaca under the dim light of Uranus. Somewhere, a titmouse tittered.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:33 pm

tobadzistsini wrote:The Homo erectus shivered at the shores of Lake Titicaca under the dim light of Uranus. Somewhere, a titmouse tittered.
Valiant effort. Keep 'em coming. :wink:

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Post by Varda » Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:04 am

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Post by strawman » Sat Aug 17, 2013 4:05 am

I keep confusing them with the Vulcan Live Well and Prosper.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Chivalrybean » Sat Aug 17, 2013 4:33 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Chivalrybean wrote:Retry:

The genie told Ed the next request he made would occur. Driving, Ed shouted at the tailgater, “Get off my butt, asshole!”
Better, and clearer. Thanks!

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Post by eric_marsh » Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:31 am

Though your belief created me I AM your God. My existence is beyond life and death, time and space. Worship me and be food.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:57 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
afgrappin wrote:I only speak in obtuse statements, acute comebacks, and I'm always right. It goes along with being fluent in Angle-ish.
This one gets my "Boo hiss" award. :P
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:35 am

eric_marsh wrote:Though your belief created me I AM your God. My existence is beyond life and death, time and space. Worship me and be food.
Daaaamn, those teacher's unions are getting tough!

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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
afgrappin wrote:I only speak in obtuse statements, acute comebacks, and I'm always right. It goes along with being fluent in Angle-ish.
This one gets my "Boo hiss" award. :P
Good one.
You're mad you didn't come up with that one first, ain't ya?
What sines told you that? I'm basking in the aftermath. :D

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Post by strawman » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:56 pm

eric_marsh wrote:Though your belief created me I AM your God. My existence is beyond life and death, time and space. Worship me and be food.
One is what one eats.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Flintknapper » Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:22 pm

The colorful bits were evidence of his crime. I held the bunny's corpse up for all to see. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:12 am

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Post by strawman » Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:22 pm

Yes, Dr. Higgins.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by lyda » Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:37 pm

Bow to the Old Ones. The bowing won't please them per se, it merely makes you easier to consume. That's what is important.

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Post by TheBigBadG » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:45 am

The sun's flare strips our thermosphere. We die enraptured by elegant spectral shades of the aurora. God doesn't come.

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Post by strawman » Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:13 pm

TheBigBadG wrote:The sun's flare strips our thermosphere. We die enraptured by elegant spectral shades of the aurora. God doesn't come.
God prefers the mountains to the beach.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Post by TheBigBadG » Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:34 pm

strawman wrote:God prefers the mountains to the beach.
A deity of infinite taste.

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Post by TheBigBadG » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:27 pm

This is the first thing I have understood, time is the echo of an axe within a wood. Papa's groan follows, I run for my life.

Credit for the first 67 characters lies entirely with the mighty Philip Larkin - This is the First Thing

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:25 pm

TheBigBadG wrote:This is the first thing I have understood, time is the echo of an axe within a wood. Papa's groan follows, I run for my life.
I dub this kind of twabble, "Deep and Creep(y)".
At first I was "Meh", but this one groans grows on you.

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Post by TheBigBadG » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:20 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I dub this kind of twabble, "Deep and Creep(y)".
At first I was "Meh", but this one groans grows on you.
Better than a drubbing, I'll take it! I suspect the growing element might be Larkin though.

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