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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by BagABones » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:25 pm

Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.
....and then I hit it with the shovel.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Varda » Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:09 pm

BagABones wrote:Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.
Niiiiiice! :D
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Post by strawman » Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:13 pm

Mom's a cougar? Sucks to be you, Eddy.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Cwpants » Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:24 pm

BagABones wrote:Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.
Oh, dear, Oedipus! You seem to have a complex problem here.
Also, your mother's (Freudian)slip is showing...
C.W. Pants

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Post by strawman » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:37 am

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

(Michel (not Leon) Foucault twabble. Well, Happy birthday anyway, Leon. It's a lot easier building a twabble than a damn pendulum.)
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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:34 am

It was all there, in the rhyme. The astronaut surveyed the bovine graveyard. Only the cows had jumped down from the moon.

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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:35 am

The phrase "Remember to smell the roses" died out on planet Demeter. No-Nose Ned was a reminder to respect flower power.

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Why do the good girls always fall for the bad boys?

Post by Cwpants » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:21 pm

Flick of forked tongue.
Promises pleasure
and uninhibited insight.
Desire to wholly possess.
Good Lord, that's sexy.
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Party games in hell

Post by Cymraeg » Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:38 am

Hell's not so bad, I thought, as I entered the game room. But as the door locked behind me, I saw my doom written: Charades.

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who said aging is all bad

Post by Bejami » Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:12 pm

When a bone dissolving virus became a pandemic, the thousand year old man stood above the rest, held up by his arthritis.

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Post by Bejami » Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:16 pm

Cymraeg wrote:Hell's not so bad, I thought, as I entered the game room. But as the door locked behind me, I saw my doom written: Charades.


He sits in the waiting room to Hell with nothing but US Weekly. "How can the real thing be any worse than this," he wonders.

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Post by Spindaddy » Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:12 am

I've never been good at saying hello.


"But I thought you said you liked it in the can?" stammered Don. "SODA you idiot! I prefer SODA in the can!" screeched Amy.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:37 am

"It's the best chocolate; you can taste the love!" she said. But I stared at the sticky, white glazing in dawning horror.

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Post by strawman » Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:40 am

Okay, we get it, guys. You're loud and you're proud.
Now, can we please go back to killing children?
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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:25 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's the best chocolate; you can taste the love!" she said. But I stared at the sticky, white glazing in dawning horror.
Processing...processing...hmmmm...conclusion found!


....


UUuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhrrrrrrucck.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:15 am

MonsieurMoustache wrote:UUuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhrrrrrrucck.
Thanks! :D

And definitely don't ask her how the fudge is packed.

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Back from Dreamland

Post by Bejami » Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:40 pm

I don't sleep much these days. As a sleep walker, there's too big a risk I won't find my body again when I'm ready to return.

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Post by Varda » Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:08 pm

I'm lazy, obese, good with dogs, and popular at parties. No surprise that on my vision quest, bacon was my spirit animal.
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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:15 am

Tales, child. You shouldn't believe in silly things like cities. Only Urg make things. Move over - my turn for bellyrub.
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Before the Urgs tamed men, life was hard. Be content, child. Eat your kibbles and have a bellyrub. Things are better now.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:54 am

Jane don't need new friends. She's got me. So what if I'm invisible? It just means Jane's new friends won't see me coming.

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