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The Morning After

Post by Farseeker » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:06 pm

Waking with her arm draped across him, he smiled recalling the night. Gently lifting it, he wondered where the rest was.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:14 pm

HAhaha! Awesome. Winner for the week IMHO.
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Shopping

Post by JMiriah » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:18 am

It's been a while since the last time I posted a twabble....


I saw my wife lean over the freezer and I had to go for it.
The blue pills are great, but we're not welcome at Kroger anymore.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Re: Shopping

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:27 am

So you're saying that your wife was frigid while you were rigid? :? :)

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Re: Shopping

Post by JMiriah » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:21 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:So you're saying that your wife was frigid while you were rigid? :? :)
lol, something like that.
Mostly I'm saying a supermarket might not be the best place to "thaw".
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Varda » Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:29 pm

If you're going to gaze at the horizon, make sure it's at least doing something interesting, like raining jelly donuts.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:02 pm

Varda wrote:If you're going to gaze at the horizon, make sure it's at least doing something interesting, like raining jelly donuts.
The main thing about the horizon that causes one to gaze at it is that it is "There", and you are "Here".
Since, jelly donuts would immediately cause us to race from here to there, I feel certain that would be the end of gazing.
But perhaps the start of a new era of glazing :roll:
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Post by Varda » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:45 am

strawman wrote: But perhaps the start of a new era of glazing :roll:
Gazing off into the horizon certainly makes me glaze over... but a glazed horizon sounds damn tasty. :D Would you say that's more like a cruller, or a danish?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:50 am

I'd say jelly donuts, silly.
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Post by munsi » Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:11 am

I drink the blood of my enemies, so as to gain their power. And, during October, I like to add some pumpkin spice. Festive!

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Post by Varda » Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:12 am

Anger is heated fluid in a container. Some blow off steam. Some boil over. I stir in a handful of chives and call it dinner.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:25 am

Varda wrote:Anger is heated fluid ... (I) call it dinner.
Sounds like a bile concoction! :roll: :)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:51 am

With sour cream and bacon bits, sounds like a baked potato.
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Post by Varda » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:00 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Sounds like a bile concoction! :roll: :)
:lol:
strawman wrote:With sour cream and bacon bits, sounds like a baked potato.
See, if you add sour cream, it tends to turn into the grumps instead. ;)
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They need asbestos nappies, too

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:34 am

They call me Boss, Sociopath, and Monster. But, my hardest job is Daddy. YOU try nursing a pack of trans-genomic demons.

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Post by Cymraeg » Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:43 pm

Behemoth said to Leviathan while chatting one night by the shore.
Godzilla is a good guy except that he happens to snore.

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Post by gunsofchekhovia » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:04 pm

The pale man sat in the dentist's crowded lobby. He considered his situation and chuckled: the Count, in need of a crown.

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Re: They need asbestos nappies, too

Post by JMiriah » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:34 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:They call me Boss, Sociopath, and Monster. But, my hardest job is Daddy. YOU try nursing a pack of trans-genomic demons.
Are you sure that nursing the offspring isn't the Mommy's job?
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:17 pm

Bob worked at Monsanto, splicing anti-fungal genes to oat seed. Then he hit on cannabis oats, and called it a Happy Meal.
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Re: They need asbestos nappies, too

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:58 pm

JMiriah wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:They call me Boss, Sociopath, and Monster. But, my hardest job is Daddy. YOU try nursing a pack of trans-genomic demons.
Are you sure that nursing the offspring isn't the Mommy's job?
Nah. Normally, you just let the little buggers fend for themselves. Or much, much worse, have the government (which I will soon CRUSH) take care of them. It's why I deserve a medal.

Also, you tell the "Mommy" that to her face. I dare ya. :twisted:

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