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Post by Varda » Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:13 pm

Bigger stocking, more candy, thought Tim.

He didn't get any candy, but everyone agreed the severed foot fit perfectly.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:27 pm

Hee hee...
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Post by loyaleagle » Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:48 pm

Varda wrote:Last week's flan oozed from the fridge demanding lower taxes. I should've known not to serve rightovers at my tea party.

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Wouldn't that fit right in at a Tea Party event though? :P :P
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Post by strawman » Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:23 pm

:) I'm having some friends over for rightover Freedom Fries.
Actually, not a bad name for pizza delivery either... We'll be Right Over!
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Post by Varda » Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:44 pm

loyaleagle wrote:
Varda wrote:Last week's flan oozed from the fridge demanding lower taxes. I should've known not to serve rightovers at my tea party.

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Wouldn't that fit right in at a Tea Party event though? :P :P
See, you want the leftovers so you can eat 'em - if your snacks are getting up there making the speeches, then you'll have to pour them a cuppa and go hungry. It'll be a disaster, I tell you! :lol:
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Post by DerangedMind » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:46 pm

See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!

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Post by Varda » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:09 pm

DerangedMind wrote:See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!
Now that's how you teach children a vital life lesson: always be faster than Jane! :lol:

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Post by DerangedMind » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:19 pm

@Varda I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but thought that could bring the wrath of the Ancient Old Ones upon me....

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Post by strawman » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:22 pm

Ahem. We don't eat Dick around here.
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Post by Varda » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:44 pm

@DerangedMind - HA! I see what you did there... :p
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Post by Kbilly » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:55 pm

Piercing screams from the delivery room. The surgeon rushed his incision. Truth in advertising…from Vagisil no less.
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Kbilly wrote:Piercing screams from the delivery room. The surgeon rushed his incision. Truth in advertising…from Vagisil no less.
You're gonna make me Google "Vagisil," aren't ya? :shock:

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Post by Kbilly » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:21 pm

Varda wrote:
Kbilly wrote:Piercing screams from the delivery room. The surgeon rushed his incision. Truth in advertising…from Vagisil no less.
You're gonna make me Google "Vagisil," aren't ya? :shock:

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:27 pm

The family had enough of Ed's behavior. His big, feathered figure walked alone down the road. He had been ostrichcized.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:30 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:The family had enough of Ed's behavior. His big, feathered figure walked alone down the road. He had been ostrichcized.
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Post by strawman » Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:36 pm

They played chicken, a fatal crash. Someone marked the spot with a cross.

The chickens have crossed the road once again.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:32 pm

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tbaker2500 wrote:The family had enough of Ed's behavior. His big, feathered figure walked alone down the road. He had been ostrichcized.
Et tu, Tom?
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:21 pm

strawman wrote:They played chicken, a fatal crash. Someone marked the spot with a cross.

The chickens have crossed the road once again.
Oooh.. :D
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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:38 am

We sent a formal complaint to the post, but the storks misfiled it. Granny had to reknit the baby clothes with extra arms.

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Post by Kbilly » Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:17 pm

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