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esjayfox · Post by **esjayfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:41 pm

Got it. Thanks guys!

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:04 pm

I wanted my house cleaned, but now the whole place is soaked. Finally, I understand: Mermaids are not actually maids...

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:38 pm

What a sexist word. From "maidens" to "maids". From wife to housewife.
No wonder they're pissed.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:00 am

awgifford wrote:Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.

HAha THis one is awesome! Reminds me of the time I talked my way clear of a strip search in Newark airport pre 9-11.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:10 am

Mary gasped and Steve blushed. There in Maria's open purse lay a shriveled bloody mass. "See? His balls are in my purse."

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:02 am

Spindaddy wrote:Mary gasped and Steve blushed. There in Maria's open purse lay a shriveled bloody mass. "See? His balls are in my purse."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:54 am

Little Billy always wished he could instantly destroy the world with his thoughts, and then one day it actually hap....

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:29 pm

"Confession is good for the soul," she said.
She should've added, "Unless the Devil didn't already know about the sin."

eyeJabber · Post by **eyeJabber** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:11 am

"May I pat your Chihuahua?" I asked her, reaching out.
"Whoa!"
I jerked back to avoid being bit, "That's one hairy baby."

Farseeker · Post by **Farseeker** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:17 pm

"Seems like magic? Of course. Any sufficiently advanced technology does!"

The nanobots finished their incantation.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:35 pm

eyeJabber wrote:"May I pat your Chihuahua?" I asked her, reaching out.
"Whoa!"
I jerked back to avoid being bit, "That's one hairy baby."

Nice!

Welcome aboard, eyeJabber!

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:06 am

Farseeker wrote:"Seems like magic? Of course. Any sufficiently advanced technology does!"

The nanobots finished their incantation.

Win.

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:00 pm

Midget zombies tore at the doors, their groans filling the bunker. “That’s the last time I read from the Micronomicon!”

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:06 pm

Kbilly wrote:Midget zombies tore at the doors, their groans filling the bunker. “That’s the last time I read from the Micronomicon!”

Ahahaha - WIN.

Lynchpig · Post by **Lynchpig** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:17 am

"Come and get it" she said, a wry smile playing on her lips.
He came.
She gave it to him.

The orgasm killer had struck again.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:28 am

Lynchpig wrote:"Come and get it" she said, a wry smile playing on her lips.
He came.
She gave it to him.

The orgasm killer had struck again.

Just for that, here's the revenge sequel...

The French used to call it the "Little Death".
That was before the evil Dr. Ming started his atomic powered orgasmatron.

eyeJabber · Post by **eyeJabber** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:34 pm

We sat in bed in stony silence. We focused on our mobile devices.

"Enough," she said. "I'm tired of playing these games."

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:54 pm

So happy since I found that cheese graters make great back scratchers.
Wait, mom's calling me to dinner.
O boy! Lasagna!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:57 pm

Mmmm. "Flake and Bake" brand...

awgifford · Post by **awgifford** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:30 pm

Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.

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