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Post by Winterstein182 » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:45 am

My wife complains if I post too much on Internet forums. I'm so thin-skinned. She gets tired of wiping blood off the keys.

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Post by esjayfox » Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:39 am

The gonad was removed in the fetal stage. At 18 she received her teste, inscribed: "You never need a man to complete you."

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Post by strawman » Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:25 pm

esjayfox wrote:The gonad was removed in the fetal stage. At 18 she received her teste, inscribed: "You never need a man to complete you."
That's some hard core fem lit right there, Bubba.
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Twabble: Toad

Post by Cumbrous&Unlovely » Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:47 pm

Alarm forces Toad awake. He’s running late. Grabbing his keys there’s no thought of breakfast, he’d just eat on the fly.

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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:05 pm

Welcome to the weird, Cumbrous&Unlovely.
And a fine entrance you make.
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Post by jeetkuneluke » Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:48 pm

Winterstein182 wrote:My wife complains if I post too much on Internet forums. I'm so thin-skinned. She gets tired of wiping blood off the keys.
I dig that. The eternal struggle.

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Post by jeetkuneluke » Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:35 pm

When I captured the leprechaun, he said he’d grant me one wish. And all that Guinness had boosted my hunger.

He was tasty.


Happy Saint Paddy's, everyone! 8)

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Post by Spindaddy » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:39 am

Dad always said if I played with it too much I'd go blind. Damn it! Why hadn't I believed him about that damn laser pointer?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:58 am

Spindaddy wrote:Dad always said if I played with it too much I'd go blind. Damn it! Why hadn't I believed him about that damn laser pointer?
You have a "prostrate massager" with a built-in laser pointer!? :shock: :P
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Post by Spindaddy » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:30 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:Dad always said if I played with it too much I'd go blind. Damn it! Why hadn't I believed him about that damn laser pointer?
You have a "prostrate massager" with a built-in laser pointer!? :shock: :P
(Quick, get your NEA grant before someone else clinches this idea.)
Clenches... on the idea? :)
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Post by Kbilly » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:10 pm

Here is one that I've been trying to shape for weeks, but it's still not quite what I wanted...

He grinned at the new pain as Deano sang thru his head…“When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray!”

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Post by Varda » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:54 pm

Kbilly wrote:Here is one that I've been trying to shape for weeks, but it's still not quite what I wanted...

He grinned at the new pain as Deano sang thru his head…“When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray!”

Pick this one for the weekly winner so we can get Norm to do his Dean Martin impersonation...you know he can do it!
I see what you did there. Now THAT'S what I call a Twabble! :lol:
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:44 pm

Kbilly wrote:Here is one that I've been trying to shape for weeks, but it's still not quite what I wanted...

He grinned at the new pain as Deano sang thru his head…“When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray!”
That gag was first popularized by Johnny Hart, 40 or 50 years ago (still fun).
First appeared on DC forums 4 years ago.

But it would be horrifyingly cool to hear Norm's twist on Martin. :)

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Post by Spindaddy » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:08 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: But it would be horrifyingly cool to hear Norm's twist on Martin. :)
Seconded because one time the moon hit my eye.
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Post by eric_marsh » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:25 pm

I used to write drabbles but they've lost their audience. In today's world no one will take the time to read the classics.
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Post by eric_marsh » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:05 pm

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Post by MadeintheDark » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:37 pm

Finally, the Apocalypse and here am I, alone, the last man, without a single soul to remind me that I meant 'last person'.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:39 pm

MadeintheDark wrote:Finally, the Apocalypse and here am I, alone, the last man, without a single soul to remind me that I meant 'last person'.
Sorry, but many of those types are already undead; there's no escaping them by some measly apocalypse!

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Post by MadeintheDark » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:57 pm

Winterstein182 wrote:Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.
** In a description of a painting in Neapolis, the Greek rhetorician Philostratus the Elder describes them as sisters and wives of the male centaurs who live on Mount Pelion with their children. "How beautiful the Centaurides are, even where they are horses; for some grow out of white mares, others are attached to chestnut mares, and the coats of others are dappled, but they glisten like those of horses that are well cared for. There is also a white female Centaur that grows out of a black mare, and the very opposition of the colours helps to produce the united beauty of the whole." **

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Post by MadeintheDark » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:21 pm

I feel its a theme day Stanley.

Is a standard home potty only considered 'gender-neutral' when the seat is down and if the lid is down? Think about it ...
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