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Post by eric_marsh » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:45 am

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Post by afgrappin » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:46 pm

The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:44 pm

afgrappin wrote:The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.
Huh, I never made the connection before... Remember those tiny little, coffee-stirrer spoons that McDonald's used to carry? Remember why McDonald's stopped carrying them?

"A spoon full of booger-sugar makes the medicine..." Mary Poppins really had the magic dust! :shock: :D

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Post by strawman » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:51 pm

MadeintheDark wrote:...Centaur that grows out of a black mare...
Why black mare? Better: Night mare.
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Post by esjayfox » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:55 am

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:51 am

The dragon ate me but did not destroy my amulet of protection. Still, after days of battling in intestines, I was pooped.

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Post by Spindaddy » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:33 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The dragon ate me but did not destroy my amulet of protection. Still, after days of battling in intestines, I was pooped.
Before now, I never knew what it was like to snarf coffee. Damn you... some things i just didn't want to know.

But awesome!! Loved it!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:45 pm

Thanks! Strawman would say I'm full of, er, crappy puns. :)

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Post by matspalding » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:37 pm

I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.

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Post by matspalding » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:06 pm

"Jump" the voice said. I look around, nothing. Again "Jump". Suddenly I'm pushed! Falling now, down into the darkness.

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Post by Varda » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:14 pm

matspalding wrote:"Jump" the voice said. I look around, nothing. Again "Jump". Suddenly I'm pushed! Falling now, down into the darkness.
Welcome, welcome Matspalding! Sometimes the voices in my head don't take "no" for an answer, too. ;)
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Post by jeetkuneluke » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:12 pm

eric_marsh wrote:The Monsanto agent says "We're not liable."

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At first I didn’t believe; I was raised a Darwinist. But that plague of locusts made me think...
Maybe there is a Cthulhu.

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Post by Bejami » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:44 pm

matspalding wrote:I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.
The joys of having children?

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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:16 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Thanks! Strawman would say I'm full of, er, crappy puns. :)
Well played, ASID. Well played.
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Post by eric_marsh » Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:29 pm

You wiped out everybody but Noah?

He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.
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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:33 pm

Damn offspring.....
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:19 pm

eric_marsh wrote:You wiped out everybody but Noah?

He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.
Plus...
strawman wrote:Damn offspring.....
Touché

Noah's blood survived the flood
with two of most every critter.
Unicorns died; Ebola survived.
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Post by BigDumbYak » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:51 pm

Swarm

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Run! 

Just keep running. 
Don't look back you fool, go! 

Oh gods, they're catching up. 
Only one chance left. 

Gotta reach the

(I imagine this as an internal voice of a person running. Sounds of panting and voice in a panic, vague buzzing noises in the background. The last thought ends suddenly and all is silent.) Man I wish I had the chops to do a full audio with voice acting and sound effects, etc.

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